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    #1
    3rd September 2003, 11:17 AM
    http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm

    <embed src="http://www.shagrat.net/Portfolio/cows.swf" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="450" height="340"></embed>
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    #2
    3rd September 2003, 11:45 AM
    That's quite funny... where DO you find these things, DJ?
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    #3
    3rd September 2003, 7:50 PM
    I thought this was gonna be about the Cowboys of Moo Mesa. But I'm glad it was not.
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    #4
    3rd September 2003, 7:58 PM
    Wasn't that a cartoon series?
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #5
    3rd September 2003, 8:51 PM
    Yes, back about 8 years ago or so. I watched it every once in a while, because sometimes it was on right next to Bucky O'Hare.
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    #6
    4th September 2003, 4:09 AM
    Cow Tse Tung :D
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    #7
    5th September 2003, 12:21 PM
    :cow:
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    Lois - "Well, no dessert for you young man"~
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    #8
    7th September 2003, 7:53 AM
    noticed he refferd to a cow as a "he".

    All cows are female .

    I guess its really a transvestite bull with a gun.

    I guess we can forgive the fact that the guy that made this is really uneducated.

    but it was very funny none the less.
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    #9
    7th September 2003, 12:24 PM
    Yeah, cows are female and generally do not have horns, while bulls are male and have horns and no udder...
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    #10
    7th September 2003, 12:29 PM
    I know this will likely cause another debate, but...the term "cow" can mean either a male of female bovine.
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #11
    7th September 2003, 12:57 PM
    The point really is more about how the cow has both horns and is called 'he' yet has an udder...
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    #12
    7th September 2003, 12:59 PM
    Yeah, that's the fault of the flash animation maker. The song in the background was written long before the flash was made though, so can't blame that.
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    #13
    7th September 2003, 2:49 PM
    ASM: All cows are female.

    ABF: Yeah, cows are female

    Me: The term "cow" can mean either a male of female bovine.

    ABF: The point really is more about how the cow has both horns and is called 'he' yet has an udder...

    Me: *smashes face repeatedly against a brick wall* :bang:
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    7th September 2003, 3:27 PM (This post was last modified: 7th September 2003, 3:33 PM by alien space marine.)
    is it possible to get a mp3 version of this thing?

    As for GR statement that" cows could be either male or female".


    While it is true some people commonly reffer to a bull as a "cow" , It isnt really a correct term. A herd of bulls and cows is called bovine just like a pride of lions has lioneses and Lions. The reason people call them all cows is because most often the entire farm is just females with maybe one or two males to provide sperm.


    but since it is pretty well so common there is no big issue with calling them all cows and its not really that incorrect as usually it is all ladies anyways

    but they call it "bull fights" not cow fights now do they?

    Also the cartoonist who made that is missing a basic preschooler education , most kids know a male "bovine" is a bull and doesnt have huge milkers.

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    #15
    7th September 2003, 3:45 PM
    My problem with the thing really is the fact that its a male bovine (or cow, whatever) with udders! That is just so clearly wrong...

    But its still really funny.
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    7th September 2003, 5:17 PM
    Quote:Originally posted by alien space marine
    As for GR statement that" cows could be either male or female".


    While it is true some people commonly reffer to a bull as a "cow" , It isnt really a correct term. A herd of bulls and cows is called bovine just like a pride of lions has lioneses and Lions. The reason people call them all cows is because most often the entire farm is just females with maybe one or two males to provide sperm.


    but since it is pretty well so common there is no big issue with calling them all cows and its not really that incorrect as usually it is all ladies anyways


    cow
    n.

    1. The mature female of cattle of the genus Bos.
    2. The mature female of other large animals, such as whales, elephants, or moose.
    3. A domesticated bovine of either sex or any age.
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    #17
    7th September 2003, 6:38 PM
    For that matter, chicken refers to both genders of that animal, not just female (hen is for female chicken).
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    #18
    8th September 2003, 3:46 AM
    see chicken run , great movie somewhat simular to this.

    As for the cow arguement , It doesnt matter its not a big deal anyways.

    its just the cartoonist thats the most wrong here.
    still funny though.
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    #19
    8th September 2003, 6:40 AM
    Chicken Run was really funny...

    Oh, and obviously, 'chicken' is non-gendered, 'hen' is female, and 'rooster' is male...
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    #20
    8th September 2003, 11:48 AM
    Chicken run was made by the same playmation artist that created Wallice and Gromit .W&G is the best english cartoon ever.
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