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    Undertow
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    #1
    27th August 2003, 9:16 PM
    That's right everyone, I'm sober. It's cool and you can't deny it!
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    #2
    27th August 2003, 9:18 PM
    Being sober is boring. Try being non-sober.
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    #3
    27th August 2003, 9:19 PM
    I'm having fun being sober.
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    #4
    27th August 2003, 9:19 PM
    Quote:Originally posted by Darunia
    Being sober is boring. Try being non-sober.


    Never, only the hippest cats type sober! My mother says so!

    Quote:I'm having fun being sober.


    You and me both.
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    #5
    27th August 2003, 9:22 PM
    Sober kicks ARSE! Woooooo!

    This chair is uncomfortable... I think it's something about it taking more shrapnel than most mainline battletanks.
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #6
    27th August 2003, 9:27 PM
    Boring, old-school straight edge crowd. Booze never hurt anyone.
    ...well maybe it did, but...FUCK YOU!
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    #7
    28th August 2003, 6:29 AM
    Someone needs a time out...
    ~Lois - "Stewie, why don't you play in the other room"
    Stewie -"Why don't you burn in hell?!?!"
    Lois - "Well, no dessert for you young man"~
    ~Stewie: Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb!~
    ~Peter Griffin: Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass!~
    ~[While trying to potty-train Stewie]
    Peter Griffin: Maybe you don't have to pee. I'll just give you some beer, it'll run right through you.
    Stewie: Beautiful. And while we're at it we can light up a dubey and watch porn!
    Peter Griffin: Rea...Really?~
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    #8
    28th August 2003, 7:11 AM
    Spank me.
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    #9
    28th August 2003, 8:07 AM
    Die..
    ~Lois - "Stewie, why don't you play in the other room"
    Stewie -"Why don't you burn in hell?!?!"
    Lois - "Well, no dessert for you young man"~
    ~Stewie: Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb!~
    ~Peter Griffin: Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass!~
    ~[While trying to potty-train Stewie]
    Peter Griffin: Maybe you don't have to pee. I'll just give you some beer, it'll run right through you.
    Stewie: Beautiful. And while we're at it we can light up a dubey and watch porn!
    Peter Griffin: Rea...Really?~
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    #10
    28th August 2003, 8:54 AM
    There's a shadow just behind me,
    shrouding every breath I take,
    making every promise empty,
    pointing every finger at me.
    Waiting like a stalking butler
    who upon the finger rests.
    Murder now the path called "must we"
    just before the son has come.
    Jesus, won't you fucking whistle
    something but the past and done?

    Why can't we not be sober?
    I just want to start this over.
    Why can't we drink forever.
    I just want to start things over.

    I am just a worthless liar.
    I am just an imbecile.
    I will only complicate you.
    Trust in me and fall as well.
    I will find a center in you.
    I will chew it up and leave,
    I will work to elevate you
    just enough to bring you down.

    Trust me.

    Mother Mary won't you whisper
    something but what's past and done.

    Trust me.

    I want what I want.
    If i had a dollar for every time i ran out of hair in the middle of a spoon making contest id only eat your children with a side of slaw and THOSE ARENT PILLOWS!!
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    #11
    28th August 2003, 9:08 AM
    Bah I'd rather be sober..
    ~Lois - "Stewie, why don't you play in the other room"
    Stewie -"Why don't you burn in hell?!?!"
    Lois - "Well, no dessert for you young man"~
    ~Stewie: Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb!~
    ~Peter Griffin: Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass!~
    ~[While trying to potty-train Stewie]
    Peter Griffin: Maybe you don't have to pee. I'll just give you some beer, it'll run right through you.
    Stewie: Beautiful. And while we're at it we can light up a dubey and watch porn!
    Peter Griffin: Rea...Really?~
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    #12
    28th August 2003, 11:38 AM
    Go booze, go booze, go booze--woo-hoo! I want some Smirnoff Ice right now. Mmmm... crisp.
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    #13
    28th August 2003, 12:00 PM
    oh please... You prolly couldn't even handle a Bicardi Silver..
    ~Lois - "Stewie, why don't you play in the other room"
    Stewie -"Why don't you burn in hell?!?!"
    Lois - "Well, no dessert for you young man"~
    ~Stewie: Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb!~
    ~Peter Griffin: Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass!~
    ~[While trying to potty-train Stewie]
    Peter Griffin: Maybe you don't have to pee. I'll just give you some beer, it'll run right through you.
    Stewie: Beautiful. And while we're at it we can light up a dubey and watch porn!
    Peter Griffin: Rea...Really?~
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    #14
    28th August 2003, 2:17 PM
    Lame.

    Bourban is the only way to go. :woo:
    If i had a dollar for every time i ran out of hair in the middle of a spoon making contest id only eat your children with a side of slaw and THOSE ARENT PILLOWS!!
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    #15
    28th August 2003, 2:27 PM
    I am so totally stone-cold sober right there's no telling what I might do! It's crazy! I mean, I'm sitting here one minute and the next I might be eating a slice of pizza!! And any minute now I could get up from my computer and go watch TV!! It's crazy, I'm telling you!!
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #16
    28th August 2003, 2:31 PM
    Woo! Sober!

    Tell me why you need alcohol to have fun or "be cool"? I don't understand how injesting poison can possibly be considered "fun".
    The Earthworker Race has ended.  Everybody wins.
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    #17
    28th August 2003, 2:44 PM
    You see, alchohol slows down and sometimes stops communication between brain cells. This results in various effects. One of them is the removable of inhibitions, where one is more likely to do things they would otherwise not do. Other effects are reduced reaction times, slurred speech, blurred vision, loss of motor control, and at a certain point, loss of bowel controls. It does nothing to enhance brain function whatsoever. It's that first moment of drunkeness, where it's just the inhibitions that are being disabled, that is the fun part.
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #18
    28th August 2003, 9:00 PM
    oh please... You prolly couldn't even handle a Bicardi Silver..

    Oh please, YOU can't even SPELL BACARDI Silver! Now that we're all connoisseurs, (even the scandalously under-aged Moiraine), I shall say that: I'm a bitch, in as much as I really like hard lemonades, cranberries; triple blacks, and smirnoff Ices. To actually get drunk, though, I enjoy a good screwdriver, lighter on the vodka.
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    #19
    29th August 2003, 3:16 AM
    Whatever... I spelled a drink wrong..
    I have been smashed off my ass before, and there is nothing glamorous about it.. I actually prefer being sober.. You on the other hand prolly use drinkin as a way of becoming laid back, and not declairing war on a girl you are trying to bang.. :shakeit:
    ~Lois - "Stewie, why don't you play in the other room"
    Stewie -"Why don't you burn in hell?!?!"
    Lois - "Well, no dessert for you young man"~
    ~Stewie: Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb!~
    ~Peter Griffin: Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass!~
    ~[While trying to potty-train Stewie]
    Peter Griffin: Maybe you don't have to pee. I'll just give you some beer, it'll run right through you.
    Stewie: Beautiful. And while we're at it we can light up a dubey and watch porn!
    Peter Griffin: Rea...Really?~
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    #20
    29th August 2003, 9:09 AM
    Quote:Originally posted by EdenMaster
    Woo! Sober!

    Tell me why you need alcohol to have fun or "be cool"? I don't understand how injesting poison can possibly be considered "fun".


    Well, in the case of McDonald's Happy Meals, you get a fun, yet obscenely cheap, toy along with it.
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    #21
    29th August 2003, 9:32 PM
    Drinking rule #1348.48:

    Do not drink whisky. It tastes like shit.
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    #22
    30th August 2003, 7:23 AM
    Quote:Originally posted by Weltall
    Well, in the case of McDonald's Happy Meals, you get a fun, yet obscenely cheap, toy along with it.


    Haha
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    #23
    30th August 2003, 7:44 PM
    Hey guys, who wants to have a rockin` party?

    I'VE GOT THE V8 SPLASHES AND YOO-HOOs!

    WHOOO...PARTY HARD!
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    #24
    31st August 2003, 11:12 AM
    Amen to that, even when's its diluted with vanilla coke. We had some of the Seagrams shit, and it was blindingly disgusting. Makes Vodka taste as good as cheese cake in comparison.
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