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    Dark Jaguar
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    #1
    10th August 2003, 5:35 PM
    http://home.astrakan.hig.se/sax/rokka/fi..._klaus.wmv

    It starts out slow, then everyone dies.
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #2
    10th August 2003, 7:26 PM
    Ahahahahahahahaha!!! That's one of the funniest things I've seen!!! Chuckle Chuckle Eek Eek
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #3
    10th August 2003, 10:08 PM
    Ahahahahaha!!!

    I didn't think it'd be as funny as it was, but oh man... that's a keeper. I gotta show it to my friends.
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    #4
    10th August 2003, 11:09 PM
    Gotta love the friendly upbeat muzac! Oh, and I guess the over-the-top forklift violence is pretty funny, too. :D

    Too bad all instructional videos involving dangerous machinery can't be this entertaining.
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    #5
    10th August 2003, 11:48 PM
    I can imagine the sequals to this...

    "Revenge of Forklift"
    "Never Go Back to Forklift Lake"
    "Forklift's Last Run"
    "Forklift's REAL Last Run"
    "Forklift X"
    "Resident Forklift"
    "Forklift Destination"
    "13 Forklifts"
    "Scooby Doo and the Forklift of Doom"
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #6
    11th August 2003, 10:07 AM
    warum macht leute deutschland immer verspotten. Es macht mich traurig. frankreich saugt. sagen sie nur daß zu Darunia. haha
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    #7
    11th August 2003, 10:43 AM
    What?

    Der Wille zur Macht
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #8
    11th August 2003, 12:00 PM
    Shenmue made driving forklifts look easy.
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #9
    12th August 2003, 10:37 AM
    Theirs no way a chain saw can do that, but that was funny.

    Those two guys got impaled on a forklift got driven around by a driver who was dead withthout a head.LOL!
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    #10
    12th August 2003, 12:46 PM
    Quote:Theirs no way a chain saw can do that

    Well, of course not! But that doesn't make it any less funny! :D
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #11
    12th August 2003, 3:31 PM
    Of all the things in that video, you point to the chainsaw as being the most unrealistic?
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #12
    12th August 2003, 3:37 PM
    Yeah, almost everything besides the first two accidents were very unlikely ever to happen, especially the last one. :D
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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