Super Mario Bros., brought to you by Bill O'Reilly

[Weltall]

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He was so young and happy!

[Great Rumbler]

The videogame call center is amazing. It just blows my mind that something like that really existed.

[Dark Jaguar]

That was the most epic narration I've ever seen in an advertisement! Wait, that was supposed to be a news report?

Anyway, I remember when game isles used to look like that. Classic. Somehow it just seems better that way.

But really though, wow, right down to showing the councellors eh? This promotion is at "The Wizard" levels of obvious.

Bill had trouble with Lincoln Logs? That... explains so much. Don't worry Billy, you're still special.

GR, Nintendo doesn't have their "tip line" any more? Huh, well with the internet and all, I guess you don't really need it.

[Great Rumbler]

I'm pretty sure it's not around anymore, or at least doesn't exist to the extent it did back then.