Old Man: WISE FWOM YO GWAVE

[Weltall]

So like, hey. I finally have internet again.

[Great Rumbler]

Hurray for internet!

[lazyfatbum]

While you were out:

-I rode a damn horse

-Gas prices went up 3 fold

-A debate raged between creationists and evolutionists on youtube resulting in high-larity

-You got engaged

-I found out that certain beetles in Texas can actually spray acid from their butts

-The Alpine, TX hospital is kinda dirty

-Acid kinda hurts

-You dont know what fun is until you're running a horse in full gallop and humming the LotR theme

-This:

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-We missed you, so I made a sock puppet that complains a lot

-I worked at a hardware store called Higgybottoms!

-My ipod is entirely full and made of win, I use it when crossing the desert in search of food (cigarettes)

-Your mom made us brownies

-Earthbound will be on the VC

-The Wii is capable of 360/ps3 graphics but only in demos

-Your mom's brownies sucked

-No one actually cares about your stupid return

-DJ took your parking spot

[Sacred Jellybean]

I thought something stunk in here. :)

Welcome back Rttrygyhttan!!! I heard you were going to Maine to give head to Stephen King to see if you could absorb some of his awesome storytelling abilities, confirm/deny.

[EdenMaster]

Heeey, I remember you!!

[A Black Falcon]

Now where's that 'welcome back' cookies image... :)

[Dark Jaguar]

Yay Weltall!

Actually it wasn't so much a "debate" so much as creationists making unasserted nonsense claims and evolutionists face palming before doing the "kamehascience" back at them.

[DMiller]

Who's this guy again?

[Weltall]

All I know is that he's old school this week.

Do you know, I still don't have a Wii yet? Maybe after I move, and that's going to happen in a year. Of course, I said that a year ago. I think I'm caught in some crazy time warp that keeps me trapped in rednecktopia here.

bean: my reasons for fellating the Master of Horror had nothing to do with creativity and everything to do with religion (islam).

[A Black Falcon]

I don't have one either.

... of course, I did buy a lot of other (old) stuff...

[Dark Jaguar]

Well I'm just glad that *notices Welty's avatar*...

Okay hold it together DJ hold it... pffff hahahahaha! Ahaha *breathes* hahaha!