They tried to light all the candles on my cake but the heat signature caused NASA to forcefully shut us down, something about sunspot interference. And I also got one of the sexiest happy birthday songs in the world by a girl in texas and it was like hearing Monroe...... if she were 9, in the land of Oz during a global helium gas leak. And now I have to go eat cake while i'm all erection. :D:D:D:D:D
Happy Erection malfunction day, Lazy!
May the day of your vaginal passing be as joyful to you, as scary it has made to all the virgins of the world.
Also, may on the final day on this planet for you, God suddenly become a fucking retard and decide to let you in to heaven, and not curse this day as a reminder that sole impacting decisions don't bold well with LSD. :)
I vote that the crossed arms "im stand offish" smily that Bean used is added to our collective.
and Toven wth? where do you begin to make sense with erection malfunction day? It's Vaginal Passing, k? Its like that Jewish holiday where they, yunno, the one that doesn't involve money or penis. I only did LSD *ONCE* toven, just 1, and I saw a greyhound bus with human legs, later I found out the LSD was actually watermelon poprock but regardless i'm haunted by it and LSD doesnt impact your judgement except.... well, you're not actually being chased by a greyhound bus with human legs and you dont have to hide in the 7-11 for 2 and a half hours until it leaves.
There's plenty of cake and ice cream if anybody wants to come over, you have to watch out for my nephew tho I got some old spice spray deodorant and he's humming the LOTR theme and spraying people's ass with it and yelling "I'm some kind of magician!" so its getting kinda odd around here.
I swear to god, I've seen that emoticon so much that I conjure up its image in normal thoughts. Thoughts of being appalled, flabbergasted, usually by something that should be really simple that someone doesn't get. Not saying I'm smarter than everyone else or anything, I'm just saying that there are some cases where you can't even believe that someone else would subscribe to something like, say, Scientology.
But Scientology is more depressing than appalling. :(
I don't know how we got onto Scientology (I do, I can just look back a few sentences, but the thought process is fleeting and has no time!), but congratulations to lazy for having it brought up on this very special day of his.