Great Tips From MS

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Network Cable May Not Work If Unplugged
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=228001

Barney Not found
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=172668

Computer Randomly Plays Classical Music
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=261186

Sometimes Barney Starts Playing Peekaboo by Himself
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=172653

Computer may Stop working after 49.7 days of continuouse operation
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=216641&

Paul Bunyan: The Story of Paul Bunyan
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=152698

Error Message: Your Password Must Be at Least 18770 Characters and Cannot Repeat Any of Your Previous 30689 Passwords
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=276304

Screen Corruption When Aircraft Crashes
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=110317

MSB Dinos: Sound Distorted or Fuzzy when Ms. Frizzle Is Talking
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=177605

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