When a whale with an afro did combine forces with a British distance runner

[Dark Jaguar]

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail145.html

[Geno]

Hurray for blurry photographic evidence!

I'm still obsessed with the highschool email though. "I don't wanna take any chances. We should play in a band just to be safe." "These are for my twin brother!" "I'm pretending I'm the captain of the football torm!"

[Dark Jaguar]

The most not true of all these legends, is the story of the bear holding a shark.

[Geno]

I'm glad the Strong Bad Emails have become weekly again. They were in kind of a slump there last year. (In productivity, I mean. Quality was as good as ever.)

"What are you, the SBEmail police?! This is like the third week in a row!"