Revolution Controller revealed!!

[Great Rumbler]

Check that out!

[A Black Falcon]

Hmm, not bad... could have used a few more buttons, though. :)

[Dark Jaguar]

And a few more control sticks. You should also have a microphone on there and no less than 3 expansion slots.

[A Black Falcon]

Oh, and does it also have gyro feedback? ... and a light sensor?

[Weltall]

And is that screen touch-sensitive?

[Dark Jaguar]

And also, every 5 minutes, it should quote random text from some page on the internet strained through babelfish translations, lika so!

Supplementary job. Main for you. May be I am the man which lose little unconsciousness. I am in epilepsy may be. Do I colling you in underground? To be worded to say I am rumor, may be. What I may expect from your address, telephone, e-mail? Half time: guest 0 home 3 and win 7:3, only is in virtual reality (VR). This is for compatible. I say that all. Deed you see how I come out on end with this. I say that all and we have many ways to organize ourselves. Is it in America : go, go, go, money, money, money. We may talk about money. I am brather with that money. Rest is Nobel price for stupidity. For rest this is illusion. Illusion we may buy it. Illusionist must have clean hands. I am mindful too. What is on your mind? To mind one's own business. May be to be social sociologist in our to be task force. May be sacred duty. Cheque payable to bearer. Faust sell is soul for life. I have life. I am your "The James Randi Educational Foundation", reward. I am in possibility fulfilment of a task. I may feeling good after this. Feeling good with you. That is in your manner. Help yourself and God will help you. Best regards! From Slobodan Kapor

[A Black Falcon]

And is that screen touch-sensitive?

I think it is... I hope so, anyway! It'd make the controller better for sure!

[N-Man]

GR's is not the final prototype ver. and it lacks some of the explanations revealed by Miyamoto to psychic Uri Geller in dreams. Here is the thing:

[N-Man]

Aw crap I broke the board.

[Dark Jaguar]

Seems to be working fine for me...

And yep, that should do it! Wait, where's the microphone and light sensor?

Also, I just realized that the controller should come in two parts. It couldn't be used when seperate, and there would be no good reason for you to need to assemble it yourself, but it'll come that way. Also, a card reader! OH! Here's why you have to take it apart, to insert the gameboy games! And, um, you can't take it apart while the system is on, or it will CRASH!

There, it's perfect!

[Great Rumbler]

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[A Black Falcon]

Awesome! I need to order a few of these...

[lazyfatbum]

They're already advertizing it in Famitsu! A two page spread!

[Weltall]

[Dark Jaguar]

Steel Battallion: programmed by ex-cons!

Programmer: You see I feel that when people play my game it should physically hurt them.

[A Black Falcon]

The learning curve for that game must be huge...

Oh, and the Super Scope added to the controller is awesome... :)