108 - Resident Falcon

[Great Rumbler]

108 - Resident Falcon

[OB1]

That's more comics in the past week than in the past ten years!!!! Almost!!11!!Nkj1n


Nice AD reference, btw. If that was intentional.

[Great Rumbler]

It was unintentional. What part was the reference?

[A Black Falcon]

Zombies! Run! ... Oh wait, I'm the zombie ... *eats someone's arm*

[Great Rumbler]

Where's my holy water?!

[A Black Falcon]

Accidentally dumped down the toilet!

[Great Rumbler]

Well...it was really just some regular tap water that I put some glitter in anyway.

[OB1]

I've made a huge mistake.

[Great Rumbler]

Oh right! I can't believe I forgot about that! :D

[OB1]

It's a long-running joke throughout the entire series.

How far have you gotten?

[OB1]

Wife of G.O.B.: I’m in love with your brother-in-law.



G.O.B.: You’re in love with your own brother? The one in the army?



Wife of G.O.B.: No, your sister’s husband!

G.O.B.: Michael? Michael!

Wife of G.O.B.: No, that’s your sister’s brother!

G.O.B.: No, I’m my sister’s brother. You’re in love with me— me.

Wife of G.O.B.: I’m in love with Tobias.

G.O.B.: My brother-in-law?



Wife of G.O.B.: I know it can never be, so I’m leaving. I’m enlisting in the army.

G.O.B.: To be with your brother.



Wife of G.O.B.: No!

[Great Rumbler]

I've seen the first season in its entirety.

[OB1]

So how did you like it?

[Great Rumbler]

It's a great series, probably the best comedies in years and in the top five of any kind of show. It's up their with Sienfeld, Monk, Everybody Loves Raymond, and Lost.

I liked how AD used a different style than most other sitcoms [a documentary style] and how the they used sets with four walls so they weren't confined to just a handful of camera angles. Of course none of that would matter if it didn't have excellent writing and great actors.

[OB1]

Watch each episode over and over because there are tons of jokes you missed. I guarantee it. Seinfeld isn't even funny anymore to me after having watched so much of AD.

[Great Rumbler]

I'm going to watch it again eventually, but right now I've got a ton of new DVDs that I haven't watched yet.

[OB1]

Pfft.

[Great Rumbler]

If I don't watch them soon, they might become depressed and leave.

[Dark Jaguar]

Deploy the zombie traps! They are ingenious devices. You simply have a large cheese wedge set by a spring to slam down on whoever goes after the tasty metal clamp.

[Great Rumbler]

But then you have lots of zombie parts running around and being annoying.

[OB1]

Haha, when is ABF not annoying!


*ba-dum psshh!*

[A Black Falcon]

When you aren't around. :)

[OB1]

Haha, but I'm always around!

*ba-dum psshh!*

[Great Rumbler]

One day I'm going to make a zombie movie.

[A Black Falcon]

Which is why you find me annoying then, OB1!

[OB1]

I see... so if I didn't see you anymore... I wouldn't find you annoying! That's genius!

[A Black Falcon]

And not many other people would either, since it's mostly just you. :)

[OB1]

I'm like the only one here who posts aside from you.

[Great Rumbler]

...

[OB1]

...

ABF annoys you too, right GR?

[A Black Falcon]

I don't think anyone else here is annoyed by me quite like you have decided I annoy you...

[OB1]

Well I hang around you more, so to speak.

[A Black Falcon]

Yes, we all know what you've convinced yourself of, but do you really need to attack me every chance you get? It gets very old.

[Great Rumbler]

ABF annoys you too, right GR?

YES! Like all the friggen' time!! He's always saying...saying stuff! And...and doing things! He's like a bird that flies around you're heard and chirps at you ALL THE TIME!! I just want to grab the bird by the throat and STRANGLE IT!!!

...

*ahem*

...

He's annoying sometimes, I guess.

[A Black Falcon]

Anyone who takes positions on things will sometimes say things that others disagree with and perhaps annoy them by doing it... but that's not what OB1 says. OB1 is wrong, of course, but I'm sure that part of why he continues to say it is becaue the way he responds to me makes it virtually impossible for him to come to any other conclusion...

[OB1]

"ABF, that didn't make an ounce of fucking sense."

[A Black Falcon]

Because you don't want to understand.

[OB1]

Yes. Yes that's totally it.