Carl vs McGurk

[Dark Jaguar]

Carl
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Weight: Um, I'm gonna say... 250...
Job: Works outta the home, and that's all I know.
Car: Eh, doesn't matter, they all get frickin' trashed to bejeezus and back.
Special powers: Possesses a magical belt that bestows the owner with all the powers of legendary 1970's super group "Foreigner"

McGurk
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Weight: I dunno, he's fat too
Job: Soccer coach, but really sucks
Car: Well, it's green (I think) and has a lovely crackle glass design (well, actually all the windows are just flat out broken...)
Special powers: Owns a collection of VERY well made swords made by some master craftsman that can cut through anything, that he bought from some show on TV...

Now as far as the shows themselves are concerned, I like AQHF more of course, though HM is pretty funny too (I like dry humor), but these two guys... They amuse me to no end. Thus, I present to you, BATTLE OF THE WHITE TRASH!

[OB1]

*waits for battle*

[Great Rumbler]

Umm....I like Aqua Teen Hunger Force...

[Dark Jaguar]

Yes, so do I.

Wow, old thread that NO ONE even bothered responding to, except you. Forgot to turn it into a poll I guess.

[Great Rumbler]

That's the problem! There's no poll!

[A Black Falcon]

Who in the world is McGurk?

[Great Rumbler]

He's the soccer coach from Home Movies. If you've had Cartoon Network you'd know.