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Bacon vs. Shoes - Great Rumbler - 17th August 2003
It's the age old question: Bacon or shoes?
I say shoes because you can wear them on your feet OR eat them! They're so useful!
Bacon vs. Shoes - Undertow - 17th August 2003
Been here, done this.
Bacon vs. Shoes - Great Rumbler - 17th August 2003
We'll do it a hundred times if I say so!! Got that?!
Bacon vs. Shoes - Undertow - 17th August 2003
Yes sir.
Bacon vs. Shoes - Great Rumbler - 17th August 2003
Booyah!
Bacon vs. Shoes - Moiraine - 18th August 2003
Iwoud definately have to go with shoes. Although I hit the wrong this to vote on... I hit boxers. I don't mind boxers either.,
Bacon vs. Shoes - Darunia - 18th August 2003
NO CONTEST! IT'S BACON ALL THE WAY!!
*Forms a pro-bacon alliance consisting of the Goron Empire, Fantasia, Tatooine, Omicron Persei 8, France, Vulcan, the Borg, Jason Voorhees, the Trade Federation, MacGyver, and Easter Island.*
Bacon vs. Shoes - Great Rumbler - 19th August 2003
Bacon? Sure, it's crispy and delicious, but can you wear bacon on your feet? I think not.
Bacon vs. Shoes - Weltall - 19th August 2003
One may live without shoes, but one may not live without substanance. Therefore, Bacon wins.
Bacon vs. Shoes - Great Rumbler - 19th August 2003
Phah! Show's what you know! Shoes are an excellent source of protein!
Bacon vs. Shoes - Weltall - 19th August 2003
Yes, however, many of the preservative chemicals used to make leather into tough, water-resistant shoe material create a rather unhealthy element of poison. And that's not considering the makeup of most shoes today, which consists mostly of synthetic leathers and polyfibers, neither of which is digestable in the least.
Bacon vs. Shoes - Great Rumbler - 19th August 2003
Mmmm...synthetic polyfibers.
Bacon vs. Shoes - Darunia - 19th August 2003
YES! BACON IS WINNING! Mmmm...crispy, juicy, life-giving bacon! WOO-HOO!!!