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Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - Laser Link - 6th January 2003 ...and takes over as the new European Marketing & Networks Director of NOE. Misleading headlines are fun. The press release: Quote:(6th January 2003) Leading global gaming company Nintendo has announced today that it has appointed a new European Marketing & Networks Director, Jim Merrick, effective from January. He will be responsible for all pan-European marketing activities across 18 countries and will co-ordinate the top-line strategy across advertising, promotions, online, direct marketing and retail. So if Jim Merrick is no longer working on the whole online planning, I would guess that either: A) Nintendo finished it up and is ready to unveil it, maybe at the Tuesday press conference. B) They canned the whole idea and banished him to Europe for his failure. Think there is anything to this? Discuss. Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - WhiteFleck - 6th January 2003 Isn't he the Elephant Man? Jim: *Shluup* Chilmb... Qwschittinb! Everyone else: What's that? Huh? Jim: *Shluup* Raaaaa *shluup* aaaaa Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - OB1 - 6th January 2003 What did he do at NOA again, aside from the online thing? Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - OB1 - 16th September 2003 I'm still waiting for an answer. Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - Great Rumbler - 16th September 2003 Maybe he'll be able to fix things over in Europe and get the GC to start selling better. Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - OB1 - 16th September 2003 Well he's been there for ten months now and the GC isn't doing any better. So let's find him and punch him in the face! ... Or ask him if he can introduce us to Miyamoto. Now that would be the shiznit. Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - Great Rumbler - 16th September 2003 Whoops, I guess I should have checked the date. :D Actually, it's only been 8 months... Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - OB1 - 16th September 2003 Nine months. Almost. Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - Great Rumbler - 16th September 2003 8 months and 10 days... Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - OB1 - 16th September 2003 No he's been there since the beginning of January. Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - Great Rumbler - 16th September 2003 January 6th - Start February 6th - 1 month March 6th -2 months April 6th - 3 months May 6th - 4 months June 6th - 5 months July 6th - 6 months August 6th - 7 months September 6th - 8 months September 16th - 8 months and 10 days Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - A Black Falcon - 16th September 2003 Well whatever he's been doing, it hasn't been succeeding in improving Nintendo's situation there in any way... Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - OB1 - 16th September 2003 No it's more like this: January 1st - Start February 1st - 1 month March 1st -2 months April 1st - 3 months May 1st - 4 months June 1st - 5 months July 1sth - 6 months August 1st - 7 months September 1st - 8 months September 16th - 8 and a half months, or almost 9 months. :shakeit: Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - A Black Falcon - 16th September 2003 Ooh, six days difference! So important! Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - OB1 - 16th September 2003 Those six days basically prove that I'm right. :p Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - A Black Falcon - 16th September 2003 How do you know he started on the 1st and not the 6th? Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - OB1 - 16th September 2003 Magic. Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - A Black Falcon - 17th September 2003 Seems it to me. Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - OB1 - 17th September 2003 Actually it's because they stated that he got that title " as of the beginning of January" or something like that. Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - A Black Falcon - 17th September 2003 Ah. Vague... :) Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - Great Rumbler - 17th September 2003 The article is dated January 6th therefor I win, because you are a loser. Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - OB1 - 17th September 2003 Merrick went to Europe and got that title before the article was posted. So I'm right and you're ABF. Haha, get it?? I'm so clever! ![]() Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - A Black Falcon - 17th September 2003 Oh yes, ha ha so funny... ![]() Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - OB1 - 17th September 2003 ![]() Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - Sacred Jellybean - 17th September 2003 You guys are L-A-M-E. Seriously. Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - Great Rumbler - 17th September 2003 How do you know the article wasn't made on the same day he got the title? Huh?! Didn't think of that did you?! But I did! Because I have smarts and you do not!! Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - OB1 - 17th September 2003 I am Jim Merrick!!! There! Are you happy now?!! You've forced me to reveal my true identity! *sigh* You see, I've been working undercover for Nintendo for four years now, going from forum to forum trying to spread my Nintendo propaganda and mess with peoples' minds. And you know, trying to get the fans' opinions. And now you just blew it, you bastard! Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - Dark Jaguar - 17th September 2003 You're the one who admitted it, YOU blew it! You could have just walked away after all, but no, you had to not only blow your own cover without any outside help, you had to blame someone else so you don't get fired. Well too late fat boy! Now you're banished to Europe! Enjoy the bad teeth! Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - A Black Falcon - 17th September 2003 This thread is so dumb... Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - Great Rumbler - 17th September 2003 So are a lot of threads at TC... Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - A Black Falcon - 17th September 2003 That is true... Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - OB1 - 17th September 2003 Quote:Originally posted by Dark Jaguar No! You made me do it because you sent me those flowers and KNEW that I was a sucker for carnations and couldn't resist the anti-charm of Johnny!!! Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - Dark Jaguar - 17th September 2003 But I sent you stink roses, from the isle of the sacred mountain! Narrator Persona: But DJ, the stink flowers don't actually GROW there, they just wash ashore now and again. DJ: SHUT UP! You aren't supposed to talk to the characters! Besides, that IS where I got them, whether they washed ashore or not, so my statement is still correct! Narrator Persona: Whatever you say... DJ: SHUT UP YOUR FACE! Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - OB1 - 18th September 2003 :eek2: .... :nono: ..... ![]() ![]() ![]() .................................. ![]() Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - Great Rumbler - 18th September 2003 Meanwhile at Dr. Johnny's lab on the South Jersy shore... Dr. Johnny: Gentlement! Behold...this thing I made! Daniel: Uh...what the heck is that? Dr. Johnny: Well...I spliced together your DNA with that of Jim Merrick's...and a Philly Cheese steak sandwhich. Daniel: ...whoah. Dr. Johnny: You know it! Now bring the carnations! And you better hurry or he'll miss his date!! Daniel: Uh...who's he on a date with? Dr. Johnny: Why it's your momma, Daniel! Now get the ax!! Karen: How come I don't have a part in all this?! Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - OB1 - 18th September 2003 ![]() Now if only that were a comic... *hint hint* Jim Merrick Leaves NOA - Great Rumbler - 18th September 2003 We'll see... :) |