1. In a slum you find crack heads and drug addicts around every corner. At the Salem Walmart you find crack heads and drug addicts around every corner.
   
2. In a slum everyone is on welfare or homeless. At the Salem Walmart everyone is on welfare or homeless.
   
3. In a slum, even your best friend would shoot you in the face if it met getting ahead. At the Salem Walmart even your best friend would shoot you in the face if it met a promotion.
   
4. A slum is full of the dregs of society, all the most horrible examples of humanity you could imagine. The Salem Walmart is full of the dregs of society, all the most horrible examples of humanity you could imagine.
   
5. In a Slum, homeless people go BM, in the dumpster out back. At the Salem Walmart, homeless poeple go BM, in the dumpster out back.
   
6. In a slum crime is a everyday occurrence, and corruption is common practice. At the Salem Walmart crime is a everyday occurrence, and corruption is a common practice.
   
7. Slums attract the mentally ill and destitute. Walmart attracts the mentally ill and destitute.
   

Dark Jaguar Wrote:I think the worst part of Salem is all the wiccans. That, and how Salem thinks they're the Halloween capital of America, when in fact it has been and always will be Sleepy Hollow.