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Who Is Ken Gilcrest? - Dark Jaguar - 25th May 2010
http://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/201446.html
The answer may surprise you into a coma.
The king of all internets does it again. I have no idea why, and I have no idea what this thing is he's talking about, but Neil Cicierega does it again by making me hooked.
The winner is <img src="http://www.lemonkle.com/gilcrest/gil20.gif">
By the end of this tale of madness and strange sorcery from beyond the stars, I think they summon an elder god.
Who Is Ken Gilcrest? - lazyfatbum - 25th May 2010
And as this earth-shaking information bleeds into their young minds, ?en Gilcrest performs a sideways serpent dance into the middle of his students' desk pit. "There isn't any name that I can't rhyme," he soulfully moans, contorting his body erotically.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Who Is Ken Gilcrest? - lazyfatbum - 25th May 2010
This is genius, I used to do this with bizare (usually european) ads and re-explain them. A NEW PARADIGM OF ENTERTAINMENT!
Who Is Ken Gilcrest? - Darunia - 25th May 2010
*Declares formal state of war on Ken Gilcrest and annexes his nightmare world of phallic toothpaste pumps and shape-shifting beings.*
A routine Google search found the actual video:
!!WARNING!!
EXAMINE ARE YOUR OWN PERIL.
NEITHER DARUNIA NOT HIS SOVEREIGN EMPIRE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR TERMINAL EYE BLEEDING, MENTAL RETARDATION, OR ANY OTHER EFFECT THAT OCCURS AS A SIDE-EFFECT. VIEWER DISCRETION IS RECOMMENDED.
Stare into the Abyss and See your Doom...
Who Is Ken Gilcrest? - Dark Jaguar - 25th May 2010
Yeah lazy I could give that a try, but I'm lazy myself so I'll just make mine short and sweet.
The Biggest Loser: A show where they make fat people cry so they don't eat their feelings?
Earthbound: Part of growing up is realizing just how hilarious pretending to be an adult is.
Twilight Princess: Complete and utter despair builds character.
Who Is Ken Gilcrest? - lazyfatbum - 25th May 2010
I thought Earthbound was children experiencing the 60's
Who Is Ken Gilcrest? - Dark Jaguar - 26th May 2010
Well, you beat up a bunch of hippies, but it was more like an idealised 1950's sitcom, mocked, but also the 90's.
Who Is Ken Gilcrest? - Sacred Jellybean - 27th May 2010
Oh god, I can barely breathe from laughing so hard. Watching the original video makes it all the funnier. 5 stars!
Who Is Ken Gilcrest? - lazyfatbum - 28th May 2010
"The disney channel continues its salute to John Wayne with Hatari"
holy god, disney channel used to be awesome.
Who Is Ken Gilcrest? - Dark Jaguar - 28th May 2010
We are ALL Ken Gilcrest.
Who Is Ken Gilcrest? - alien space marine - 28th May 2010
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So fifty is getting with his African Roots
;)
Who Is Ken Gilcrest? - Darunia - 28th May 2010
"The disney channel continues its salute to John Wayne with Hatari"
holy god, disney channel used to be awesome.
I know it was.
Who Is Ken Gilcrest? - lazyfatbum - 28th May 2010
alien space marine Wrote:So fifty is getting with his African Roots
;)
Apparently there's a movie where he plays as DMX.
Who Is Ken Gilcrest? - Dark Jaguar - 28th May 2010
The 1990's was the start of the suckening you tiny man. The 1980's had Duck Tales, tales about DUCKS!
Who Is Ken Gilcrest? - Darunia - 29th May 2010
Ducktales... ah yes... and the Gummi Bears... man, what a flashback to my toddlerescence. Good, wholesome fun with anthropomorphic birds and dogs and bears. Now, all they do is glamorize teenaged rock singing asshats. Boooo.