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*cries* - lazyfatbum - 10th December 2007
It's 5: 30 in the morning and i'm not done packing. :crap:
why wont it end!!!!!!
I posted this out of frustration but maybe a topic is in order. Now lets all be honest, most of us would have sex with our mom. Okay, too intellectual, lets tone it down a bit: Can anyone look at a horse penis and not feel somewhat obligated? Yunno what I mean. The... okay. The REAL subject of this thread...!
Mystery Science Theater 3000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My favorite is probably Riding With Death because of the turkeys, male camel toe, patent papers, creeping up on your mud flaps and other so-called references to what might have been dialogue. To imagine it, feel free to hammer a fork through your tongue.
In summary, an invisible man has to help a Nascar driver save California from a chemical explosion with the help of a pantsuit named Emily, or Stephanie. At one point the movie actually becomes a *different movie* i'm not making this up and it's genius how it all plays out and by genius I mean really stupid. It stars no one and features nothing. Enjoy!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YWZRNB-Abj0
If you're not the curious type and/or lack a brainstem this is part one (10 minutes) and part 2, 3, 4, well I was going to list each number up to 10 individually but I got bored, are all there in the little side bar thingy, which is kinda... lower right side ......bar. No matter, you probably stopped reading and rightfully so. I can make things up now, I am a carpenter. I went to Italy. I did cocaine on the back of a fat woman. See? Tripolodene is made of people!! ..... man what a cliche. "It's made of people!" that's not even shocking anymore, hell most things probably are anyways. Imagine a wig shop. I should do that, run in to a wig shop, hold up a beautiful hairpiece and scream that wigs are made of people. I wonder if they'd even get mad. It's more introspective than anything (Ryan has more lesbian porn than a paysite). Riding With Death! May the 70's burn forever in epochial hell and choke on a zuba! THE POPCORN'S FREE, BUT THE BUTTER'LL COST YA!