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Quite possibly the worst game ever made... - Dark Jaguar - 29th November 2007
Something called Cheetahmen 2 basically. (I don't even know if there was a Cheetahmen 1...)
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A few notes. The first part is not edited together. The levels actually do just end like that. No cheat devices were employed. At the midway point you actually do become the green giant with infinite air jumping ability for some reason. The bosses are exactly that glitchy, and no, nobody has any idea what is up with that crazy monkey thing at the end, just before the game just goes back to the title screen. And yes, they did rip off Super Mario Brothers with those coin blocks...
That game... is... terrible.
Catchy music though.
Quite possibly the worst game ever made... - alien space marine - 29th November 2007
Looks like a NES game
Quite possibly the worst game ever made... - Great Rumbler - 29th November 2007
Is this from that Action 52 thing?
Quite possibly the worst game ever made... - alien space marine - 29th November 2007
The company that made this went under from what I read.
Quite possibly the worst game ever made... - A Black Falcon - 29th November 2007
Great Rumbler Wrote:Is this from that Action 52 thing?
It's a sequel to one of the games from Action 52, evidently (where Cheetahmen I is, I guess). And yes, it looks horribly awful...
Quite possibly the worst game ever made... - Dark Jaguar - 29th November 2007
Apparently it's a Japanese internet fad! Check out all those other cheetahmen videos. It's like that game is their own Chuck Norris.
Quite possibly the worst game ever made... - Sacred Jellybean - 29th November 2007
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Quite possibly the worst game ever made... - A Black Falcon - 29th November 2007
Quote:Apparently it's a Japanese internet fad! Check out all those other cheetahmen videos. It's like that game is their own Chuck Norris.
Was the game even released there, though?
Quite possibly the worst game ever made... - lazyfatbum - 29th November 2007
oh god Chuck Norris Approves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? that was real??
Quite possibly the worst game ever made... - Dark Jaguar - 29th November 2007
I don't even know what country made that game ABF, but if it wasn't then the fad probably started when some innocent Japanese collector obtained it as an imported copy from our side, was exposed to it's horror, and shared it with the world in the form of a hilarious web site based send up.
Quite possibly the worst game ever made... - A Black Falcon - 29th November 2007
I asked because GameFAQs at least only has a US release listed.
Huh, and it's evidently incredibly rare, maybe? There's only one listed on EBay (US copy) and it's an auction with a minimum bid of $500... no bids though. :)
Quite possibly the worst game ever made... - Sacred Jellybean - 30th November 2007
Quote:oh god Chuck Norris Approves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? that was real??
Yes, it's very much real. :crap: I weep for our future.
Quite possibly the worst game ever made... - Dark Jaguar - 30th November 2007
Wow...
So like, is Ron Paul going to start his All your white house are belong to me campaign next?
Quite possibly the worst game ever made... - Sacred Jellybean - 30th November 2007
As long as none of the candidates capitalize upon goatse or 2girls1cup, I think we'll be okay.
Quite possibly the worst game ever made... - lazyfatbum - 30th November 2007
Hilary Clinton: IMA PRESIDENTESS!!!! HTTP://WWW.FINGERSLAM.COM
Obama: That is disgusting, you dikey ice princess, people want http://www.mudfall.com not your simple grasp of the internet.
Voters: *cry* *end up somehow voting for bush for a third term*
Bush: Hey ya'll..... I thought this year we'd just throw darts at a map and then attack them here's the plan: I trained a gorilla named Koko to drink the world's supply of beer, now there's a time frame here we cant allow the japanese gorilla hunters to--
American: THAT'S NOT BUSH!!! *pulls of Bush's face*
Ross Perot: CAN I FINISH??? CAN I FINISH??????? THE GORILLA WILL SHOW US THE WAY TO WHEAT FIELDS, WE'LL BE BIGGER THAN BRAZIL, LOOK AT MY PREDICTION: http://www.meatspin.com
*slow pull away from earth*
*the echoed sound of a baby crying*
*slow fade to black*
Quite possibly the worst game ever made... - A Black Falcon - 30th November 2007
Dark Jaguar Wrote:Wow...
So like, is Ron Paul going to start his All your white house are belong to me campaign next?
Given that we have Mike Huckabee telling Chuck Norris jokes, sitting next to Chuck Norris, anything is possible....
Quite possibly the worst game ever made... - Dark Jaguar - 30th November 2007
Yes thank you ABF that was the joke.
Quite possibly the worst game ever made... - Dark Jaguar - 30th November 2007
Ross Perot: Do you know I have ten million dollars? *swims in money*
Quite possibly the worst game ever made... - Dark Jaguar - 30th November 2007
A fad of epic proportions...
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Quite possibly the worst game ever made... - Dark Jaguar - 30th November 2007
Massive fad collision destroying nearby star systems and releasing life ending gamma ray bursts!
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Japan actually has a special program for this sort of thing?
Quite possibly the worst game ever made... - A Black Falcon - 30th November 2007
Quote:Yes thank you ABF that was the joke.
I meant that given this, such things are more likely than you may like given how you used a :( smilie... I first saw that ad (online) a few days ago, and I was definitely surprised by it. I'd never have expected a presidential candidate to have heard of the Chuck Norris net fad, much less make an ad about it!
... probably some staffperson knew about it. :)
Quote:Japan actually has a special program for this sort of thing?
There's an online Mario Paint clone/emulator thing that can be used to make those things. There are several of them, actually... that's one, obviously. It's not the only such program, I'm pretty sure.
Here's another song inspired by the game...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj0px6MurXU
http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.livedoor.jp%2Fobgb%2Farchives%2F51026588.html&langpair=ja%7Cen&hl=en&ie=UTF-8
Quite possibly the worst game ever made... - Dark Jaguar - 30th November 2007
Wow! Mangled thoughts from the Far East! Amazing!