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The NEW TC Story Thread! - A Black Falcon - 28th August 2003
Saw DJ's true form. The knowledge of this, however, overloaded the clone's weaker memory capacity and it imploded...
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Dark Jaguar - 28th August 2003
But it wasn't false, and it DID occur, just only in this time state, whereas the others are in various other states where another story: FF6-2 takes place.
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Darunia - 28th August 2003
...then from out of the sky, Spanky McCheese, world-famous geologist and White Stripes rodey, soars down in a pinto. He gets out of his car, in pimp ensemble, and says...
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Weltall - 12th May 2006
Suddenly, three years pass...
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Darunia - 12th May 2006
...and in those long, three years, much had changed. Where our human cities once stood, there was erected a metropolis of goat-people--and they'd mastered all the same technologies and social aspects of our faulty civilization.
One day, Goat Jim was walking on all-fours to the hay store, when suddenly...
The NEW TC Story Thread! - EdenMaster - 12th May 2006
...lazyfatbum, seeing a goat, gives into his instinctual urges and pounces...
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Great Rumbler - 12th May 2006
He realized that he could, in reality, walk on his back legs and use his front feet for performing industrial labor at $15 an hour and marginal health benefits with a week of paid vacation every year.
The NEW TC Story Thread! - lazyfatbum - 13th May 2006
The goat, laying in the mud, tries to stand up. It's legs broken and destroyed, it has lost vision in one eye; barely conscious. In his last moments, he has a vision from his once believed to be simple mind.
A picturesque hillside, families of goats frolic and climb the jagged rocks with ease. one of them, the youngest, climbs the hill to it's peak, and out in the distance, across a vast desert, billions of human beings are marched to their death.
Entire countries off people are each shackled to one another, these are the last human beings on earth. periodically through the masses are 8 foot tall men wearing armor who carry swords that resemble tuning forks. They control the masses with ease, they have total control, a scream from the crowd signifies another birth, the woman is held up by men and women, the newborn passes to the ground and is left behind. In the hopes of the people, it doesn't take its first breath. No one notices or cares to notice that it has disapeared from the ground, someone might be taking care of it now, but no whail from the babe is heard, some of the people have resorted to horrible things, though those few will eat today
They are marching to what they believe to be a safe place, where radiation sickness is a memory and fresh earthly bounties can grow, the likes many have never seen. They dont realize, or wish to see, but no such place exists. The 8 foot tall men, not from this world, are a peaceful race, and though it may bring you pride, there was no war but only a quiet take over. people awoke to find that all governments have been removed and man's attempt to rule these ungoverned countries had all but erased themselves from history. During the struggles the aliens quietly took property of earth, and now they march it's last survivors to death, from the heat of the sun, the lack of water, the stench of methane from the atmosphere processors than hang hundreds of miles in to the sky like giant balloons. This is the end of man kind, and soon all of it's earthly possessions, it's life, it's color.
But on the tallest mountains, where some animals can breathe the thin air, only needing trace amounts of oxygen, they survive. And even after the new founding fathers of earth have gone, slipped in to extinction, the goats still frolic on the mountains, and it is this way for billions of years. they evole as animals do, becoming stronger to the new atmosphere and able to digest more of the newer plant life. Billions of years pass, and these animals have created caves, their two digit hands weilding tools, soon they will create cities and develop technology in a short few million or two of years. Nonagressive, passive in nature, these new men will leave earth as the sun buckles in to its death throws. the earth gone, the men once as goats create cities in the stars, self-sustaining and infinite, they evolve further.
No need for war, no need for violence, art is not thought of as an expressionism but as a way of life. It is far beyond what was once considered utopian and cannot be explained in these words, it is so pure that even other beings migrate to the cities in space from their vast empires, helping it grow, they create a mechanical planet - And soon, a system of these mechanical planets. One will be callled a name that translated would mean earth and also death, and on this planet there are schools where the ways of earth are taught of what was remembered and passed. Most of it debated, it has been embelished and dramatized. children laugh at the theories and old ways, children that will never see war or violence.
As the goat lays back in to the mud to rest his broken legs, he is overcome by this vision. Though his life is worthless and means nothing now, he has already won. He slips away, frolicing on the mountain with the others in his final dream.
As I watch him pass on, i realize my place on earth as well.
Sodomy ensues.
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Great Rumbler - 13th May 2006
So that's how it's going to be, eh? Well, I will not back down, sir!!
*ahem*
Suddenly, all of Tendocity awoke from their horrifying nightmare of otherwordly [and sexually graphic] horrors, which will henceforth not be spoken of again. All those living their agreed to part way once and for all, foresaking the bonds that had held them to that one place and went off to seek their respective dreams or live life how they so fit.
Darunia bought a small yacht and sailed off into the eastern sea, where it is believed that he befriended a pirate named Carlos Escaban and his talking parrot Willerkins. No has seen Darunia since then, although whispers still permeate port taverns about a mysterios ship, always off in the distance, bearing a flag with three equilateral triangles.
OB1 moved to New York City where he struck it big with his performance peice "I am Smarter Than You". He never married, choosing instead to find romance in a series of one-night stands at a Vegas hotel. The last of which ended in his death by a man believed to be Darunia's half-brother. OB1's body was stolen from the morgue and never seen again.
Dark Jaguar stayed on the deserted ruins of Tendo City and made friends with some of the local wildlife. Visitors to the area in subsequent years reported that a small man with a large beard was taunting them with vague comments about their heritage and ability to perform complex mathmatical algorithms using Newtonian physics. The last peice of information regarding Dark Jaguar was a short article in a little-known Boston-area newspaper about a man living in a remote cottage in the hills of western Virginia who had discovered a way to convert thought patterns into a delicious three-course meals. The article itself was written by Dark Jaguar. Subsequent issues of the newspaper make no mention of the article and phone calls to the editor regarding it were not returned.
EdenMaster moved to Miami and began work on a rocketship capable of faster than light travel. After 15 years and 5 marriages, it was finaly completed. During the maiden voyage, the ship achieved warp speed and was set on a course in the direction of Ursa Minor. The current whereabouts of EdenMaster are unknown.
Ryan and lazyfatbum eventually became roommates at an apartment in Lower Manhatten. Ryan is a consultant for Microsoft, while lazyfatbum is currently unemployed, although he does make amatuer pornography [mainly of himself] in his spare time. In August of 2008, police were called to the apartment due to a report of loud noises, yelling and a strange stench. The police stated that upon entering the apartment, they found it to be empty and completely devoid of furniture save for a small coffee table that was missing one leg. The two were later found outside of Lincoln, Nebraska in a Winnebago with 100 pounds of crack cocaine and approximately 12 liters of hard Russian vodka. The two claimed to be on the way to Los Angeles to "have a religious experience". The furniture was never recovered.
Great Rumbler went on to become a successful accountant at a major firm in Houston, Texas. In 2012, he was arrested under suspicion of corporate fraud and money laundering. He pled innocent, but jumped bail and stole one of the company's helicopters. The helicopter was found half-submerged in a reef just off a small island in the south Pacific. Natives of the island were questioned, but nothing conclusive was ever discovered.
A Black Falcon became a successful Broadway actor, although he was never able to break out in the stand-up circuit, as was his true dream. He starred in several major plays, but was struck down by a rare disease just as his career was nearing stardom. The disease left him paralyzed in his left leg. After that he took up writing and his semi-autobiographical novel "Why Can't I Understand Humor?" became an overnight success and won A Black Falcon instant fame across the country. Three years later he was found stabbed to death in his Chicago apartment. Fingerprints at the scene identified the culprit as famous circus clown Wonko the Somewhat Silly. To this day, Wonko has not been caught.
DMiller left Tendo City to work for gaming giant Electronic Arts. His first job was on a game based around the popular animated series "Alexander the Talking Lawn Dart". He completed work on the game several days later, unfortunately it proved to be a financial disaster for the company and DMiller was promptly fired. Several years later he was able to gather enough funds to completely his pet project "Shoot People in the Face with Guns" a somewhat miss-named adventure game about a pair of friends who must solve the mystery of why all the poptarts no longer have jelly inside of them. Despite the game's innocuous content, DMiller was sued by several children's rights advocates, gun control lobbyists, and a man who claimed the game caused him to have brain damage. DMiller fled the country and was last seen living in southern Brazil with a tribe of indigenous people. Latest word from Brazil is that DMiller is attempting to teach the tribe how to use an iPod.
Laser Link moved to Tokyo and attempted to get a job at Nintendo of Japan's branch in that city. The application was denied and Laser Link took to a life of roving the neon-lit street of Shinjuku looking in dumpsters for plush toys and pocky that had been discarded. He was arrested in 2009 on suspicion of attempting to sell his hair without a license, but the charges were later dropped due to a lack of evidence.
And that, as they say, is that.
The NEW TC Story Thread! - EdenMaster - 13th May 2006
Great Rumbler Wrote:OB1 moved to New York City where he struck it big with his performance peice "I am Smarter Than You". He never married, choosing instead to find romance in a series of one-night stands at a Vegas hotel. The last of which ended in his death by a man believed to be Darunia's half-brother. OB1's body was stolen from the morgue and never seen again.
A Black Falcon became a successful Broadway actor, although he was never able to break out in the stand-up circuit, as was his true dream. He starred in several major plays, but was struck down by a rare disease just as his career was nearing stardom. The disease left him paralyzed in his left leg. After that he took up writing and his semi-autobiographical novel "Why Can't I Understand Humor?" became an overnight success and won A Black Falcon instant fame across the country. Three years later he was found stabbed to death in his Chicago apartment. Fingerprints at the scene identified the culprit as famous circus clown Wonko the Somewhat Silly. To this day, Wonko has not been caught.
Oh my god, those made me laugh so damn hard...thank you!
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Great Rumbler - 14th May 2006
I do what I can!