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The NEW TC Story Thread! - A Black Falcon - 18th April 2003
Post 200.
My Pledge thread has 353 now and growing.
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Darunia - 18th April 2003
*Radioactive Super Beavers attack ASM; nibble his testicals off, and then rip him limb from limb*
The NEW TC Story Thread! - alien space marine - 18th April 2003
I am an alien remeber , My Balls are well hidden in a safe place.
Uses ESP to mind control the dogs into biting Darunia face off and rip and pulling his testicles off.
"dont bring that ball back boy"!
The NEW TC Story Thread! - EdenMaster - 18th April 2003
EdenMaster reminds Weltall that this is Ramble City, and I already am in charge of the Debate Forum.
EdenMaster kicks Weltall in the crotch.
EdenMaster holds foot in pain from kicking a robot.
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Darunia - 18th April 2003
*ASM realizes that these were beavers attacking him, not dogs. In trying to control the minds of some dogs, the beavers complete kill him. When he's dead, Darunia orders him creamated, and the ashes spread across Lake Hylia.*
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Dark Lord Neo - 18th April 2003
Being confined to Easter Island for an eternity DLN spends all his time studying the heads, one day he unlocked their secrets and recived the doomsday device
The NEW TC Story Thread! - alien space marine - 19th April 2003
Alien technology clones ASM , He lives again.
Realizing his error comands hordes of crazed animals to kill and sodomize darunia untill he is notihng more then a pile of steaming poo.
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Great Rumbler - 19th April 2003
Then, all of a sudden, a rift in space opens and millions of giant elevator weasles burst out of their intergalactic prison and begin terrorizing various members of Tendo City!!
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Darunia - 19th April 2003
*The Goron-Canadian war is set aside, as Tendo City is terrorized by the elevator weasles. Gorons build barricades at the Goron-TC Embassy; Gorstoppo Elite Special Commandos parachute into the besieged city. The vicious weasels rule the city, as everyone's afraid to go outside*
*Darunia calls for organized war against the weasels; Canada wants more proof of their intentions, or UN permission, before lifting a finger*
*Weasels defenestrate Neo; take over his house as their own*
The NEW TC Story Thread! - alien space marine - 19th April 2003
Somehow Darunia smoking carcuss manages to comand his armies.Scientist test his remains to understand why he is still alive. They come to the conclusion that Darunia is a new lifeform.
He is then locked up and pooked and prodded by scientist examing the contents of his anus.
Darunia gains sympathy for aliens captured by humans and force to under go this humiliating ordeal.
Darunia begs forgiveness from the aliens for his terrible racial slores he utterd not so long ago, Aliens rescue and free Darunia,
The aliens accept his apology if he agrees to be a seregant mother too their children, Darunia gives birth to a alien child both half Goron and Alien.
The new Half breed goron is named Daranus after being borned out of Darunia big fat hairy ass.
This brings a new day when both Alien and Goron can fight side by side from the forces of evil and wheasels.
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Darunia - 19th April 2003
...that was just fucking disgusting.
*Discredists ASM'S post...it's just the demented fantasy of alonely Canadian youth.*
The NEW TC Story Thread! - alien space marine - 19th April 2003
Daranus Turns agiast his father and orders him to be maneuily castrated.
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Darunia - 20th April 2003
*Gorstoppo smash into ASM's house later that night. Find him masturbating to pictures of Darunia; they castrate him with gardening shears, and then hang him from the rafters upside down.*
The NEW TC Story Thread! - alien space marine - 20th April 2003
ASM testicles grow back do to fast regeneration.
Gorstoppo become forcibly Circumcised.
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Darunia - 20th April 2003
*ASM tries to circumsize Gorstoppo; Gorstoppo beat the fuck out of him, and castrate him again...only this time, burning his crotch so nothing will ever grow back there again*
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Dark Lord Neo - 20th April 2003
*while Darunia is distracted DLN again takes over the worl and begins mass cloning his Royal Dragoons*
The NEW TC Story Thread! - alien space marine - 20th April 2003
ASM shrinks the gorstoppo and crushes them under his feet.
Repairs is genitals with a dormal regenerator.
They eventually grow back again.
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Great Rumbler - 20th April 2003
Emperor Rumbler: There's only one way to stop this war!
Nuetron bombs set by the Alpha Centauri Space Navy destroy the entire universe.
The NEW TC Story Thread! - alien space marine - 20th April 2003
God restores the Universe and punnishes Alpha centuri for his bad behavour.
Alpha centuri Blows up!Everyone is dead. The ships are turned into steaming poo!
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Great Rumbler - 20th April 2003
Emperor Rumbler: There's so many continuity problems in here it's not even funny.
Emperor Rumbler #2: You're telling me.
Emperor Rumbler: Who the heck are you?!
Emperor Rumbler #2: I'm you! Or something like that...I think...
alien space marine #8: Is there any way to things back on track?
Darunia #15: I've died about 20 times!!
Emperor Rumbler #134: Ha! I haven't died once!
Emperor Rumbler #134.5: *kills Emperor Rumbler #134* Hahaha! You have now!! ...wait...wasn't he from father in the past than me? Dang! *disappears*
*Universe explodes*
The NEW TC Story Thread! - alien space marine - 20th April 2003
ASM teleports into a another universe.
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Darunia - 20th April 2003
*Gorons seal ASM away in that universe, never again to return *
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Great Rumbler - 20th April 2003
Yay!
The NEW TC Story Thread! - EdenMaster - 20th April 2003
And there was much rejoicing.
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Great Rumbler - 20th April 2003
Then, all of a sudden, Saddam Hussein fuses with Osama Bin Laden to form Sadama Bin Hussen!!
The NEW TC Story Thread! - alien space marine - 21st April 2003
ASM finds a hole and sqeezes through , Oddly enough ends up coming out of Darunia mothers Vagina.
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Darunia - 21st April 2003
*Darunia's mother, long ago dead, is sealed away in an underground crypt. ASM finds himself buried alive in a darkened crypt, and Darunia's ancestors come back to life to eat him.*
*Sadama Bin Hussen opens a gay bar; ASM (since im sure he'll make up some way of escaping the crypt) is his first client. They share a thrilling relationship together, stay up all night talking, and draped in eachother's arms. They have a love child; who grows to become Michael Jackson*
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Weltall - 5th May 2003
And the children of the world cry for Santa.
The NEW TC Story Thread! - alien space marine - 5th May 2003
Darunia later becomes a the wealthiest homosexual in the world.
ASM kills saddam hussein and takes his money.
ASM give gifts to all the children of the world to be then delcared Santa Space marine, All the children assualt Darunia and bites his boobs off for disrespecting Santa Claws.
ASM now rules the world with his army of children.
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Darunia - 5th May 2003
*Darunia redeclares war on ASM for that gay crack; grows new boobs*
*Goron 1rst Army (720,000), under General Granit von Goron, routs ASM's inept army of 20,000 children at the Plains of Abraham. With out a working unit between him and Santa Space Marine's, Darunia quickly takes that location. ASM surrenders immediately.*
*End of war*
The NEW TC Story Thread! - alien space marine - 6th May 2003
Darunia Exploids!
Hurrah! the infidel is dead!
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Darunia - 7th May 2003
One day in Tendo City, the populace is going about it's regular self...Darunia is leading a bayonette charge against OB1 in the town square...Weltall is digging the bugs out of the server...Neo is yakking about Canadian politics at the local bar.
Then, a tall, dark figure steps into the town.
Immediately, everyone glances at the new comer. He is tall and dark, his face stoic and his eyebrows slanted.
*Continue*
The NEW TC Story Thread! - OB1 - 27th August 2003
Season Four continues!
....The tall, mysterious figure comes out and reveals himself to be OB2, OB1's evil twin brother!! OB2 takes a nearby cow and throws it at Darunia, killing the poor bastard.
Then DJ comes in, dressed as a man but kind of looking like a girl so no one really knows what sex he/she/it is, and throws a bunch of lemons at OB2!
OB2 then runs over to DJ, holds up his/her/its arm and proclaims to everone: "WE HAVE A WINNER!!!"
Then Tendo City explodes.
Or did it.....
Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The NEW TC Story Thread! - A Black Falcon - 27th August 2003
But Gorons weigh a ton... I don't know if a cow would do the job. :)
The NEW TC Story Thread! - OB1 - 27th August 2003
Great job with continuing the story.
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Great Rumbler - 27th August 2003
At the exact moment that TC explodes a butterfly somewhere near the west coast flaps it's wings. These two things occuring at the same time cause a rift in the fabric of space and time to open and OB2 is sucked into to a strange alternate bizarro netherverse.
The NEW TC Story Thread! - A Black Falcon - 27th August 2003
Where OB2 finds a magic internet connection to this universe and becomes the perfect opposite counter to OB1... and they spiral together and like matter and antimatter destroy eachother. :)
The NEW TC Story Thread! - OB1 - 27th August 2003
Then existence itself ceases to exist.
~The End~
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Undertow - 27th August 2003
But then the story gets caught in a loop and begins again, but this time it starts out with Undertow eating a pint of ice cream. Most likely Ben and Jerry's, not that cheap Shaw's junk.
The NEW TC Story Thread! - A Black Falcon - 27th August 2003
Ben and Jerry's is the best kind of ice cream... but its so expensive. Usually we get Edy's (Dreyer's for you silly westerners), or Hood, or something... not storebrand (Hannaford for me... Shaw's isn't nearly as nice. At least not here.), storebrand ice cream isn't too good...
Oh yeah, and who said anything about all of existance? Just the two OB1s are destroyed... after all you are more important than the rest of the universe and outweigh it so after you are demolished both halves would shoot away from eachother... :)
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Darunia - 27th August 2003
OB2, OB1's evil twin brother!!
...Are you sure that YOU aren't the evil one and he's the good one?
*Darunia regains consciousness, and shoves the cow off. Getting up, he sees OB1 and OB2 sixty-nining in the Tendo City Square. Repulsed at the blatant, disgusting horror, he sounds his trumpet, and the 15th Imperial Goron Horse come galloping into the scene. The 7,300-horse élite squadron runs down the two lovers, and then goes on to loot and pillage TC, before dispersing.*
The NEW TC Story Thread! - OB1 - 27th August 2003
I'm pretty sure that he's the evil one.
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Undertow - 27th August 2003
*wonders why Durunia's invading neighboring forums on a pony*
O_o
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Darunia - 27th August 2003
Way to go continuing the story.
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Moiraine - 28th August 2003
AHAHA Killer pony...
The NEW TC Story Thread! - OB1 - 28th August 2003
Let's begin a new story, and please don't post in this thread if you're not playing along. I'll move any posts that don't continue the story.
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Once Upon A Time there were two brothers, OB1 and OB2. OB1 was the more handsome, cooler brother. OB2 hated him for that and eventually became evil.
One day while walking through the woods they met up with....
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Dark Jaguar - 28th August 2003
A magical muffin, which fused them into a single entity! This new fused being loved Star Wars so it called itself OB1 alone.
Then...
The NEW TC Story Thread! - OB1 - 28th August 2003
The muffin magic wore off and OB1 split into nine different OB1's!
Instead of fighting each other, all of the OB1's decide to conquer Tendo City, with their first victim being...
The NEW TC Story Thread! - Dark Jaguar - 28th August 2003
OB1! But they soon realized that whenever they hit OB1 (who by the was they all WERE) they would refuse permanently. Fortunatly, they became much more powerful after fusing. Sadly, conservation of energy laws being what they are, that's the same amount of energy they lost when they split in the first place.
The NEW TC Story Thread! - OB1 - 28th August 2003
... Which turns out to be false, as DJ doesn't understand that each OB1 exists in his own seperate universe but with the magic of butterflies they're able to exist in this universe as well, with the same amount of power that the original OB1 had!
Then OB9 walks up to DJ and...