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Are you man enough to see If God has a sence of humor? - etoven - 14th November 2006
OK, I'll go first....
Step 1: Make a heathen post in a joking manner.
Step 2: Wait 40-50 years and see if God thought it was funny or not..
Or, you can always puss out and repent or something....
Are you man enough to see If God has a sence of humor? - etoven - 14th November 2006
Curvo the giant penis had a cock that could smite angels. And the lord said let not his cock be unknown for it is mighty and strong and is sometimes climbed upon by hikers. Let all the virgin women fear it or love it. But let only the sinful love it and the just fear it.
There will be a day of judgement for all you women where they will be tempted by the mighty cock. Those who please Curvo will be cast into the fires of hell for they are lustful and full of sin, however those who displease him and are god fearing will be permitted in to the gates of heaven.
It is better to live in heaven then to worship a false cock.
Are you man enough to see If God has a sence of humor? - Dark Jaguar - 14th November 2006
Divine Insanity: Killing yourself to save humanity from your own judgement.
Are you man enough to see If God has a sence of humor? - DorkKing - 10th December 2006
God's humor is too jewish for my taste.
"I man aproached me asking if I could divde up his inheritance for him, I said to him I am not divider I am uniter, Jesus then asked on to his apostles am I divider? "
Gospel of Thomas~
Thats why Jesus jokes were cut out of the bible ....