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Cheating in a Relationship - lazyfatbum - 3rd September 2007
Dark Jaguar Wrote:Well much more complicated robots using chemical exposure and neuron rea... without...... core........... sometimes I get bored and collect my own dandruff on black surfaces so I can count it. Hand to god.
Cheating in a Relationship - Dark Jaguar - 20th September 2007
You ARE CRAZY man! Like you are all talkin and theres the ardvark telling us whats up!
Cheating in a Relationship - deanna - 16th October 2007
my boyfriend cheated on me this summer. it sucked
Cheating in a Relationship - Great Rumbler - 16th October 2007
Whoa, TC's only female member makes her first post in over a year! Let's have a party over here or something!
Cheating in a Relationship - Fittisize - 16th October 2007
Whoo! Infidelity party!
Cheating in a Relationship - A Black Falcon - 16th October 2007
Quote:Whoa, TC's only female member makes her first post in over a year! Let's have a party over here or something!
I thought Lazy scared away all of our female members...
Cheating in a Relationship - Dark Jaguar - 16th October 2007
Yes, we will have a party. First however let us engage in an Aperture Science Enrichment Center Activity. Afterwards, there will be cake and grief councelling.
Cheating in a Relationship - Great Rumbler - 16th October 2007
And deadly neurotoxins. For everyone!
Cheating in a Relationship - A Black Falcon - 16th October 2007
Which will make the grief counseling even more important.
Cheating in a Relationship - deanna - 24th November 2007
shutup
Cheating in a Relationship - EdenMaster - 24th November 2007
deanna Wrote:shutup
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HOLY CRAP its deanna.
Cheating in a Relationship - alien space marine - 24th November 2007
rarebie?
Cheating in a Relationship - deanna - 26th November 2007
i need friends. nobody likes me in mississippi.
ya know?
Cheating in a Relationship - lazyfatbum - 26th November 2007
It's like that pretty much everywhere, try having a lack of personality and talk black often, it works for the normal people. Your friends will be shallow and nondescript but the lonliness drowns out most of the pain.
Cheating in a Relationship - DMiller - 27th November 2007
Talk "black" or back?
Cheating in a Relationship - Fittisize - 27th November 2007
I'm pretty sure it's "black", referring to a lack of any real personality from popular white kids.
Cheating in a Relationship - Dark Jaguar - 27th November 2007
lazy's right. The key to seeming like an important person is to get easily offended by offhand comments. Don't just get offended, make it seem like anyone who doesn't think it's a big deal is less mature than you are for not "handling" the invented situation. Real people seem to like doing that. Also, if you can't win them over by actually being interesting, talk about how terrible everyone else is. Preferably start every conversation by listing off how reality has recently wronged you. By "keeping it real" like that (reality is always depressing, remember that rule), you show them that you are a big person with grown up pants. Follow it up by asking how they are doing and no matter WHAT they say, say "yeah I wish I had it like that" or "yeah I know how that is". Human interaction is a competition on who is more miserable.
These simple rules will have you swimming in friends, or not really friends but people who would give you stuff if you had a fire. Oh, try to have a fire at least once every two years. Otherwise your "real cred" just plummets.
Yes, I am sometimes surrounded by miserable and depressing people. I don't get what the deal is. Life's easy. I try NOT to make friends with people who get drunk and hold friends at gunpoint at midnight over some lost olive oil. It's fairly easy to see why I would be so discerning.
Um, in all seriousness, everyone needs friends, but try to find the easy going types who are up for "whatever" and seem to actually have their life in one piece. Good tactic? Mention a horrible incident and gauge their response. If they react as though it's horrible and they are thankful stuff like that doesn't happen to them, you've got a keeper. If they react like they actually had the same thing happen to them last week, just before they got raped by a clown, I'd shy away from that one.