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The Biggest Douche in the Universe: J Allard - Smoke - 14th May 2005

Quote:In January, Allard and the rest of the Xbox senior executives gathered to write brief statements on what motivates them to come to work every morning. The mission: to inspire the group's rank and file. "Most people put down flowery, make-the-world-a-better-place, Miss America types of things," Allard says. "I wrote: What gets me out of bed and into the office every day is the thought of Ken Kutaragi's resignation letter, framed, hanging next to my desk."

Quote:Year 2: Xbox titles look better than playStation 2 titles as isvs have more time with the graphics part and the overall system. we enhance the system to offer voice chat for multiplayers to further extend our networking leadership … dolphin [Nintendo GameCube] becomes a niche product (toy) and is not covered in the serious gaming magazines. It's a 2 horse race …

Quote:"If we can get the first couple million Xbox 360s into the hands of the serious gamers, we can get to 10 million first," he says. "And the first guy to sell 10 million units wins."
Source: Wired Interview with J Allard

Chuckle

I put this here since it shows MS's mentality in the coming next-gen console wars. Now we know why they're releasing early.


The Biggest Douche in the Universe: J Allard - Great Rumbler - 14th May 2005

What a moron.


The Biggest Douche in the Universe: J Allard - The Former DMiller - 14th May 2005

MS releasing Xbox 360 early is either going to give them a huge boost, or really hurt them. I don't see there being much of a middle ground. I don't think we will see a Dreamcast scenario since Microsoft has more resources than Sega ever did, but if PS3 turns out to be a lot more powerful than Xbox (and it probably will be a lot more powerful) and Sony comes up with an online plan on par with Xbox Live there is no way Xbox 360 is going to beat PS3.


The Biggest Douche in the Universe: J Allard - OB1 - 14th May 2005

Hahaha, I love that guy because he's such an ass.


The Biggest Douche in the Universe: J Allard - A Black Falcon - 14th May 2005

Dreamcast, Saturn, Jaguar, TurboDuo/CD-i/3D0 (as early CD systems)... being first (or even early) by a good margin has not exactly always been an assurance of success. :)

Yes, MS is in much better shape than those companies. But still, I just don't see it giving MS an unnassailable lead... at least for Sony. Nintendo, I don't know... but given the popularity of the Playstation, I'm sure it can catch up.

Oh yeah, and I think that's just marketing-speak. I expect they are more realistic behind closed doors...


The Biggest Douche in the Universe: J Allard - Dark Jaguar - 14th May 2005

I guess he's a jerk. No problem, he'll die alone in obscurity like he deserves. Problem solved.


The Biggest Douche in the Universe: J Allard - Great Rumbler - 15th May 2005

J Allard needs to be struck with a wet fish.


The Biggest Douche in the Universe: J Allard - lazyfatbum - 15th May 2005

How can a man who looks like Colin Mockery be so damn evil?


The Biggest Douche in the Universe: J Allard - Great Rumbler - 15th May 2005

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I really couldn't say, lazy.


The Biggest Douche in the Universe: J Allard - Paco - 15th May 2005

Great Rumbler Wrote:J Allard needs to be struck with a wet fish.

How about a dead decaying fish? That way it would leave a smell behind on his face.

Allard needs to shut his mouth, there's a difference in being excited about your product and being a complete ass.


The Biggest Douche in the Universe: J Allard - Great Rumbler - 15th May 2005

Quote:How about a dead decaying fish? That way it would leave a smell behind on his face.

Yeah, let's go with that.

Quote:Allard needs to shut his mouth, there's a difference in being excited about your product and being a complete ass.

I think maybe that's what I like about Nintendo, you rarely hear them saying stuff like that about their competitors. Well, Yamauchi did a lot, but he was also insane and I really respected that.


The Biggest Douche in the Universe: J Allard - OB1 - 15th May 2005

Yes.


The Biggest Douche in the Universe: J Allard - Paco - 15th May 2005

Great Rumbler Wrote:I think maybe that's what I like about Nintendo, you rarely hear them saying stuff like that about their competitors. Well, Yamauchi did a lot, but he was also insane and I really respected that.

I wouldn't put it past Reggie to fire off some shots at the competition. E3's gonna be fun.:)


The Biggest Douche in the Universe: J Allard - Great Rumbler - 15th May 2005

Yeah, but Reggie can do stuff like that because he's cool.


The Biggest Douche in the Universe: J Allard - Paco - 15th May 2005

Super Cool


The Biggest Douche in the Universe: J Allard - Great Rumbler - 15th May 2005

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The Biggest Douche in the Universe: J Allard - Paco - 15th May 2005

lol, he looks pissed off there. Like he's about to charge.


The Biggest Douche in the Universe: J Allard - Great Rumbler - 15th May 2005

He's gonna take out his DS and do something anatomically impossible to somebody with it!


The Biggest Douche in the Universe: J Allard - lazyfatbum - 15th May 2005

I wouldn't mind being sexually assaulted by Reggie


The Biggest Douche in the Universe: J Allard - OB1 - 15th May 2005

..


The Biggest Douche in the Universe: J Allard - Smoke - 16th May 2005

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It's this big.


The Biggest Douche in the Universe: J Allard - Great Rumbler - 16th May 2005

I think he's talking about the XBox controller.


The Biggest Douche in the Universe: J Allard - OB1 - 16th May 2005

Haha... well not really.


The Biggest Douche in the Universe: J Allard - Great Rumbler - 16th May 2005

You know, OB1, you're like the A-bomb. Everyone's laughing and having a good time and then you show up, Boom!, everyone's dead.


The Biggest Douche in the Universe: J Allard - OB1 - 16th May 2005

Haha, well it's just that they replaced the giant xb controller like three years ago.


The Biggest Douche in the Universe: J Allard - Great Rumbler - 16th May 2005

That's not important.


The Biggest Douche in the Universe: J Allard - OB1 - 16th May 2005

yeah...