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attention new englanders - -iLluSiON- - 22nd February 2005
Anyone want to go to a festival in Vermont? My band is playing as well as other new england black metal bands :)
attention new englanders - Dark Jaguar - 22nd February 2005
You have a band? Does it play like... music?
...
"black metal"?
attention new englanders - EdenMaster - 23rd February 2005
Need I remind you that Vermont doesn't exist?
Sorry Undertow, a little far of a trip for my tastes. I'd like to hear your stuff, though.
attention new englanders - Great Rumbler - 23rd February 2005
Vermont is a little too far away for me. How about you come down to Dallas, TX and play?
attention new englanders - Darunia - 23rd February 2005
That's Illusion, not Undertow. And to get an idea of what his music sounds like, turn on an 18-wheeler big rig truck, and let the engine idle; and then throw an ether-doused cat into it with a lit pack of matches. The resulting din can be described as "black metal" because when the flames subside, all that remains is a twisted mass of melted "black metal".
Thank you and good night.
-Barry
attention new englanders - A Black Falcon - 23rd February 2005
Heh... :)
attention new englanders - OB1 - 23rd February 2005
You guys know each other offline, right?
attention new englanders - -iLluSiON- - 25th February 2005
yes sir.
this show is going to be pretty big. should be fun.
attention new englanders - OB1 - 25th February 2005
So how tall is Darunia?
attention new englanders - A Black Falcon - 25th February 2005
1"...
attention new englanders - Undertow - 25th February 2005
OB1 Wrote:So how tall is Darunia?
15' tall... about the size of the average adult Goron, what else?
attention new englanders - Great Rumbler - 25th February 2005
So...is he like really made out of rock? Or does he just eat a lot of it?
attention new englanders - -iLluSiON- - 2nd March 2005
OB1 Wrote:So how tall is Darunia?
About 5'8'' with a slouch.
attention new englanders - lazyfatbum - 2nd March 2005
And so, the length of Darunia's hight is displayed for all the world to see. And lo, with a mighty laugh so shall we crown Darunia a living joke and to his shortness which that is crippled by his depresive slouch. Darunia, the saddest boy. Darunia, the short comings of humanity. Darunia... my heart bleeds for thee.
May puberty grant your children a better future than it has granted thou.
Darunia... There's no life guard on duty at your gene pool.
attention new englanders - Geno - 4th March 2005
I'm not a New Englander, so... no can do. I'm stuck here in the south... with the cotton... and the peanuts... and the mosquitos... and the people who know nothing about politics but support the Republican party because Bush is a Christian and Clinton got a blowjob.
attention new englanders - Great Rumbler - 4th March 2005
And there's Indian casinos.
attention new englanders - A Black Falcon - 4th March 2005
Indian casinos are everywhere... including New England...
attention new englanders - Great Rumbler - 4th March 2005
Yeah, but ours are better.
attention new englanders - A Black Falcon - 4th March 2005
Sorry, casinos are all bad. Well, for the visitors; they're great for the owners.
attention new englanders - Great Rumbler - 4th March 2005
Ours are better by default because they are in Oklahoma and that's where all the Indians went.
attention new englanders - Geno - 4th March 2005
Yeah, well, the Indians came from Alabama and other such reasons! So nyah! This is their real land!
Except Andrew Jackson kicked them off of this land and I don't think we have Indian casinos here. Maybe, I don't know. I know we have casinos, anyway.