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Nature has delivered an unprovoked and violent assault... - Dark Jaguar - 25th September 2004

It's time to FIGHT BACK!

Staring Brock Sampson as the young teen son of a scientist who's got everything to proove and a head full of ice berg lettuce, it's time to

ROCK

THE

HURRICANE!

So, let's kick hurricane arse!

...

Well, we could put bulldozer shovel thingies on the fronts of a lot of big planes and sorta shove at it... Or let's just nuke it. How about wave after wave of men?


Nature has delivered an unprovoked and violent assault... - Geno - 26th September 2004

Let's nuke 'em! What's that? Innocent bystanders? What, like the hurricane wasn't going to kill them anyway? This will at least save all the others in the hurricane's path!

...okay, fine, we'll do the wave after wave of men thing. We should save a lot of lives by sending our men out to fight the hurricane head on!


Nature has delivered an unprovoked and violent assault... - TheBiggah - 26th September 2004

Next thing you know, John Kerry will be telling us that these hurricanes are terrorist plots.

-TheBiggah-


Nature has delivered an unprovoked and violent assault... - Dark Jaguar - 26th September 2004

Nuke the hurricane! *nukes hurricane, heating up water and thus making hurricane stronger, and also the hurricane is now irradiated*

....Yay!


Nature has delivered an unprovoked and violent assault... - Dark Lord Neo - 26th September 2004

TheBiggah Wrote:Next thing you know, John Kerry will be telling us that these hurricanes are terrorist plots.

-TheBiggah-
Meanwhile Bush will be saying the hurricanes are harbouring terrorists, and have nuclear and biological weapons they intend to use agains the US


Nature has delivered an unprovoked and violent assault... - Dark Jaguar - 26th September 2004

Well the hurricanes ARE destructive weapons in and of themselves, and they ARE going to attack the US, and it IS inevitable, and I'm fairly certain diplomacy would fail.


Nature has delivered an unprovoked and violent assault... - Great Rumbler - 26th September 2004

Those darn hurricanes! Trying to take away OUR freedoms! I WON'T STAND FOR IT! *rides a nuclear bomb down into the hurrican*


Nature has delivered an unprovoked and violent assault... - Dark Jaguar - 26th September 2004

Now we have an irradiated even stronger hurricane with GR parts swirling around in it to boot! I am NOT cleaning that up! .... I think I'm going to find my hasmat suit...


Nature has delivered an unprovoked and violent assault... - Undertow - 26th September 2004

::throws ninja stars into the Hurricane::


Nature has delivered an unprovoked and violent assault... - Dark Jaguar - 26th September 2004

YES!

*suddenly everything starts getting shredded*

NO! That was a bad idea!


Nature has delivered an unprovoked and violent assault... - Undertow - 26th September 2004

Ninja stars don't kill people. Ninja star games and ninja star movies do.


Nature has delivered an unprovoked and violent assault... - Great Rumbler - 26th September 2004

I know! *spits on hurricane* *nothing happens* Well...I'm all out of ideas.


Nature has delivered an unprovoked and violent assault... - Geno - 26th September 2004

I guess all that's left to do is try and negotiate. Maybe if we talk nicely to it, it'll leave us alone. Maybe we can offer it tidings of peace. Here, Mr. Hurricane, take ASM!


Nature has delivered an unprovoked and violent assault... - Dark Lord Neo - 26th September 2004

The hurricanes don't have oil, so I don't think they have much to worry about in terms of people attacking them


Nature has delivered an unprovoked and violent assault... - Weltall - 26th September 2004

It's a Bush conspiracy. We're not sure if this makes him a bumbling idiot or an evil genius.

I think, in an effort to appease the hurricane and make it go away, we should start setting liberals on fire. It may not stop the hurricane, but it will improve things regardless.


Nature has delivered an unprovoked and violent assault... - Darunia - 27th September 2004

Haha :evilha:


Nature has delivered an unprovoked and violent assault... - Geno - 28th September 2004

In the 1960's, a monk set himself on fire to protest! Now, I shall do the same thing! *pours gasoline on a monk, lights a match, and sets him on fire*


Nature has delivered an unprovoked and violent assault... - Great Rumbler - 28th September 2004

What?! Why are you burning Monk?! Oh wait...you mean "A" monk. Okay, that's different.