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The Return of the Story Thread - EdenMaster - 25th August 2004
So do we all remember this, yet another method of legitimately upping our post counts? All we have to do is create a story that ill almost definitely end up being ridiculous, pointless, painful, and/or disgusting. Everyone who posts must add only a sentence, then let someone else take over before adding more. In this way, we can all add our own twisted bit of genius to the story. Okay, let's begin.
Great Rumbler is walking down the street and finds a GameCube on the ground.
The Return of the Story Thread - Weltall - 25th August 2004
Fittisize doesn't care.
The Return of the Story Thread - A Black Falcon - 25th August 2004
Great Rumbler leans down to pick it up, and it suddenly moves a foot away from him, pulled on a string he failed to notice.
The Return of the Story Thread - Great Rumbler - 26th August 2004
Then, EdenMaster lands in the middle of the road with his jetpack.
The Return of the Story Thread - Fittisize - 26th August 2004
I don't care.
The Return of the Story Thread - Great Rumbler - 26th August 2004
So, EdenMaster gave Fittisize his own jetpack.
The Return of the Story Thread - OB1 - 26th August 2004
Which makes him giggle like a schoolgirl and in a rush of happiness, presses the "explode" button instead of the ignition, and dies.
The Return of the Story Thread - Dark Jaguar - 26th August 2004
Fittisize goes on a magical journey and says "Hey, I didn't get the Camero.... guess why?" to his friends...
*universe explodes*
The Return of the Story Thread - OB1 - 26th August 2004
Fittisize died.
...You know, banning all of my posts makes this sort of thing difficult to continue.
The Return of the Story Thread - Great Rumbler - 26th August 2004
And then DJ, who had been banning OB1's posts, completely disrupted the flow of the story, but no one really noticed and so the story continued.
The Return of the Story Thread - OB1 - 26th August 2004
Then fittisize returns, stronger than ever and ready to defeat Freeza or whatever the hell his name is.
The Return of the Story Thread - A Black Falcon - 26th August 2004
And then GR just collapsed on the ground depressed about not getting the GC and started to cry, his tears quickly making a large puddle that Fittisize conveniently used as a landing pad for his jetpack.
The Return of the Story Thread - OB1 - 26th August 2004
How's that a continuation from my story?
The Return of the Story Thread - A Black Falcon - 26th August 2004
He returned! ... with a new jetpack ... in the middle of the air... :)
The Return of the Story Thread - Dark Jaguar - 26th August 2004
And now, at long last, it's time to take over Turkey!
First, an expo should be built in Pakistany.
The Return of the Story Thread - Weltall - 26th August 2004
Sodomy ensues.
The Return of the Story Thread - OB1 - 27th August 2004
Haha... I think I stole that like from Nintendorks. Or at least got the idea from them.
*sodomy continues to ensue*
The Return of the Story Thread - A Black Falcon - 27th August 2004
That's definitely a Nintendorks line.
The Return of the Story Thread - UltraMarioMan - 27th August 2004
Then a Three-Headed monkey from hell arrived in a shrimp pulled chariot to take over Tendo City.
The Return of the Story Thread - OB1 - 27th August 2004
...which then blows up, leaving only ABF and ASM alive.
*sodomy ensues*
The Return of the Story Thread - UltraMarioMan - 27th August 2004
*Suddenly Uranus explodes*
The Return of the Story Thread - OB1 - 27th August 2004
The Return of the Story Thread - Dark Jaguar - 27th August 2004
Leela: I don't get it.
Prof. Farnsworth: Sorry UMM, but in the year 2400 they changed that planet's name to stop that stupid joke once and for all.
UMM: What'd they change it to?
Prof.: Urrectum
The Return of the Story Thread - EdenMaster - 27th August 2004
Ryan Wrote:Sodomy ensues.
I forgot about that!
The Return of the Story Thread - A Black Falcon - 27th August 2004
You don't forget that line if you visit Nintendorks much... :)
The Return of the Story Thread - OB1 - 1st September 2004
Did you notice how sodomy ensued when everyone on earth blew up except for ABF and ASM?
Tee hee!
The Return of the Story Thread - UltraMarioMan - 1st September 2004
*Meanwhile non gay sex with women happens on the Planet of the Space Amazons*
The Return of the Story Thread - OB1 - 7th September 2004
Fin
The Return of the Story Thread - Darunia - 8th September 2004
*Amazons film the erotic lesbian action, and districute it for free via http://www.thehun.com. Trillions of humanoids throughout the galaxy approve*
The Return of the Story Thread - Great Rumbler - 8th September 2004
We're not about to allow that kind of smut on the internet!*
*Obligatory Monthy Python reference of the day.