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Message in Bottle (NO not the classic Police song) - Darunia - 21st July 2004
*Lazy Fat Bum and OB1 are strolling along a pre-dawn beach, hand-in hand. Suddenly they stop; the one turns to the other, and they share a gentle kiss. There is only the sound of the surf about them, and the beating of their fluttering hearts. Then, OB1 feels something brush against his feet. He picks it up; it's a waterlogged, frosty green bottle...chipped and worn from untold ages at sea. He uncorks it, and unfurls the parched yellow text within.*
"It's in Goron script!" he exclaims, beginning to decipher it. He begins to read;
To whomsoever may find this document---know that it is written by the hand of none other than deposed Sovereign Lord of Tendo City, Emperor Marcus Darunius XIV! Many fortnights have passed since last I trodded thine sacred halls. My nights have been weary and long. My computer's ailments know no rest, my friends. For reasons unknown, it will not allow me to post here. Know that my thoughts are with you all, and that may all the Sages of Hyrule and the three shimmering golden goddesses Nayru, Din and ...ehh whatever the third one's name is---hasten the day when I shall return to you. Make insulting Goron jokes in response to this all you want; I fear I shan't reply for a long time yet. Who knows when I shall return home to you.
Best regards,
Your Most Excellent Sovereign Lord and Majesty,
(Royal seal of Darunia).
OB1 and Lazy exchange bewildered glances.
"What should we do with the bottle, hunny?" OB1 asked. To this, Lazy smirked pervertedly.
"Oh--I know where we can put it..."
OB1 giggled gingerly, and hand-in-hand, the two scampered along to frolic in the surf.
Message in Bottle (NO not the classic Police song) - A Black Falcon - 21st July 2004
Message in a Bottle... the movie? Made within the last 10 years. They shot one scene in my town, you know... a dream sequence at a stadium...
Message in Bottle (NO not the classic Police song) - alien space marine - 21st July 2004
Get a girl freind Darunia.
This is stupid.
OH! Welcome Back!
You can have the old stale chips I left behind the sofa, Dig in!
Message in Bottle (NO not the classic Police song) - EdenMaster - 21st July 2004
Good to see you're back, but your return could have been a bit more graceful than that, though.
Oh, and Farore is the third Golden Goddess.
Message in Bottle (NO not the classic Police song) - alien space marine - 22nd July 2004
:goron: Goron Cavalry ready and waiting .
Message in Bottle (NO not the classic Police song) - -iLluSiON- - 22nd July 2004
You should read his journals. All 23 of them.
Message in Bottle (NO not the classic Police song) - Fittisize - 22nd July 2004
Is it full of OB1 and lazyfatbum death threats?
Message in Bottle (NO not the classic Police song) - OB1 - 22nd July 2004
Haha, I bet it is. I bet he's made a lot of stories about how we're gay and stuff. Bet it makes him feel real proud of himself.
Message in Bottle (NO not the classic Police song) - Great Rumbler - 22nd July 2004
I was going to welcome Darunia back with a comic...but I didn't.
Message in Bottle (NO not the classic Police song) - A Black Falcon - 22nd July 2004
Lazyness wins again? Or is it willful spite... :)
Message in Bottle (NO not the classic Police song) - Great Rumbler - 22nd July 2004
*shrugs*
Message in Bottle (NO not the classic Police song) - alien space marine - 23rd July 2004
Darunia in a Lingerie match with lazy! Need I say more!