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A honnest review for shrek 2 - alien space marine - 21st May 2004
http://movies.yahoo.com/mvc/dfrv?mid=1808405861&s=rt_a&rvid=255-201685&i=13&spl=1&ys=C8.Y.7G2WQTgLvFChmcehQ--
By the way if you havent realized it yet, It was me who wrote this.
Its all 100% true. The Air bag hit me in the face and I was left in shock for the rest of the day yesterday,The poor chick I hit with my car , Her door is like a giant bullet hole, Thankfully she is fine and the insurance will take care of everything.
Fuck you ShreK! If I could I would sue you!
A honnest review for shrek 2 - Geno - 21st May 2004
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A honnest review for shrek 2 - Great Rumbler - 21st May 2004
Why did I spend 10 seconds of my life reading that?
A honnest review for shrek 2 - Dark Lord Neo - 21st May 2004
That was a waste
A honnest review for shrek 2 - alien space marine - 21st May 2004
Not one bit of sympathy for the fact I could have been killed?
A honnest review for shrek 2 - Weltall - 21st May 2004
No! You dissed SHREK 2, THE BEST MOVIE OF 2004 THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN YET.
A honnest review for shrek 2 - alien space marine - 21st May 2004
You realize I was joking , I was actually more sad that i was gonna miss shrek 2 then having my car trashed and having to use my pop corn money on a shitty taxi that overcharged me.
I might see the movie next week , but I am afriad I am gonna die before I get too the theatre.
A honnest review for shrek 2 - Great Rumbler - 21st May 2004
I want to go see the movie the government doesn't want me to see, which is Day After Tomorrow.
A honnest review for shrek 2 - A Black Falcon - 21st May 2004
I'll probably see Shrek 2 eventually...
A honnest review for shrek 2 - Great Rumbler - 21st May 2004
I will eventually, although probably on DVD.
A honnest review for shrek 2 - alien space marine - 21st May 2004
I am glad i was abled to break fast enough otherwise the colision would have been alot faster and she could have died.
A honnest review for shrek 2 - Geno - 21st May 2004
It's not the lack of sympathy that you almost died, it's that you hurt Shrek 2's rating when you haven't even seen it... and I bet it's going to be sweet! I plan to see it when I have the free time--wait, I have all the free time in the world right now.
A honnest review for shrek 2 - alien space marine - 21st May 2004
Out of the 250 submited reviews for Yahoo, Mine is at the bottom of the pack. Mine was atleast a joke , Alot of the other F reviews from other people were serious.
I loved Shrek and I am sad that i had to pick the 3:00 PM show otherwise if I had gone earlier it wouldnt have been raining and if the accident repeated I would'nt have slid on the wet road and there would not have been a colision.
A honnest review for shrek 2 - Dark Lord Neo - 21st May 2004
I think Shrek 2 is way better than the first one
A honnest review for shrek 2 - Dark Jaguar - 21st May 2004
All I know is it includes the legendary PUSS.... IN BOOTS! Thus, I must watch it just to see that parody. I suspect that cat is a VERY powerful warrior that none can stop, I mean, sure the cat lied about being such a legend to start with, but it eventually BECAME the lie, transending the mask! *giant robot busts out of wormhole in own head*
A honnest review for shrek 2 - lazyfatbum - 22nd May 2004
I just saw Shrek 2, it's really good.
To anyone seeing the movie, try to count all the nods to other films. I counted 12, has anyone found more than 12? Alien and LotR references were cool, but the History of the World: Part 1 reference was just awesome
Puss in Boots is funny as fuck. It's so cool that they brought the story of him in to Shrek's story. If you know the actual Puss in Boots story, then it'll be even funnier.
And again, this movie proves that fat people rule.
A honnest review for shrek 2 - Laser Link - 23rd May 2004
Shrek 2 was great. And yes, Puss in Boots was awesome. I think I still like the first better, because it seemed more original, but I remember that I missed half of the Shrek jokes the first time I watched it because they come so fast. So I expect that I will like it even better next time.
A honnest review for shrek 2 - lazyfatbum - 23rd May 2004
Eddie Murphy needs to be a donkey in every film he makes from now on.
A honnest review for shrek 2 - Darunia - 24th May 2004
I thought it was good; but not nearly as good as the first one. The humor was too repetitive, and unoriginal.
A honnest review for shrek 2 - Geno - 24th May 2004
I think I might go see it tomorrow. I'm off and I have to return Wind Waker to the video store anyway. (NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!) While I'm out, I might as well drive to the theatre and see the movie.
A honnest review for shrek 2 - alien space marine - 24th May 2004
It was great! The story was better inspired then the original, I dont think the jokes were any worse.
A honnest review for shrek 2 - Moiraine - 24th May 2004
alien space marine Wrote:It was great! The story was better inspired then the original, I dont think the jokes were any worse.
No sir, you SUCK! You gave the review straight F's. I might be goin to see it tomorrow!
A honnest review for shrek 2 - alien space marine - 24th May 2004
I got a seat belt bruise because of it! Damn straight!
A honnest review for shrek 2 - Geno - 25th May 2004
You remind me of the kind of parents who try to ban violent movies because their underage children saw them and it's the movie's fault that little Bobby just kicked little Sally in the face after seeing someone in the movie do it.
Here's a tip: learn to drive. ;)
A honnest review for shrek 2 - alien space marine - 25th May 2004
You realize I am joking , Shrek isnt to blaim anymore then if I had gone to work.
It waisnt my fault entirely , The cities piss poor ability to keep the street lights working is the problem.
Try going through a busy intersection and the lights are going hay wire changing colors every second.
Your driving by and your brain is like WTF? What do I do? stop?keep going? Its hard making that decision within a manner of 3 seconds.
A honnest review for shrek 2 - Moiraine - 25th May 2004
That's Canada for ya...
A honnest review for shrek 2 - Geno - 26th May 2004
Eh?
A honnest review for shrek 2 - Geno - 26th May 2004
Anyway, onto my review for Shrek 2: I saw it yesterday and it RULED!!!!!!! (Though was that Ricky Martin song at the end necessary? I didn't mind the Monkees song at the end of the first Shrek.)
The best parts were Puss in Boots (You still look like an ass to me.) and the scene with Pinnochio (They're briefs!)
Overall though, it was a good movie; I'd say just as good as the first one. I don't know, I'll probably have to watch the first movie again to decide.
A honnest review for shrek 2 - Darunia - 27th May 2004
Shrek > Shrek II