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News From the Goron Front - lazyfatbum - 29th April 2004
Hahahaha! MUCH better! Man... is that his prostrate!?
I think it is! Funny AND educational!
Remember kids, as soon as your 40, you get fingered by the doctor. In fact, the doctor has to finger your asshole otherwise you cant get a job or insurance! Believe it... or not! *Jack Palance voice*
News From the Goron Front - -iLluSiON- - 30th April 2004
*masturbates to goatse*
News From the Goron Front - Geno - 30th April 2004
...........................ew.
News From the Goron Front - Darunia - 30th April 2004
et les liberaux se protègent, l'un et l'autre.
Translation for people who don't know any French (like Fittisize):
"...and the liberals protect themselves, one and another." It's an idiomatic expression, l'un et l'autre. I've heard it a million times both here in my college French class and throughout four years at high school. I've read it in literature. It IS correct. I encourage you to ask someone around you who speaks French. Maybe our friend ASM will translate it, even---if he can spell it correctly. In the end, the result is: you made a terrible ass of yourself, and I've won a complete victory over you for your laughably arrogant, hysterically inaccurate knowledge of French. :far-out:
News From the Goron Front - alien space marine - 30th April 2004
Who ever put that disgusting shit on this thread! Must die painfully!
News From the Goron Front - Undertow - 30th April 2004
lazyfatbum Wrote:Hahahaha! MUCH better! Man... is that his prostrate!?
I think it is! Funny AND educational!
OOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDD. Somethingawful's FYAD is considerably worse than that, now. Go back to 1999.
(good work at diverting the conversation, though. really.)
News From the Goron Front - lazyfatbum - 30th April 2004
Of course it's old! It's a classic picture! And now this:
News From the Goron Front - lazyfatbum - 30th April 2004
That's a big bucket of WTF!
News From the Goron Front - Dark Jaguar - 30th April 2004
That's it, get out of my house you hippy!
Freaky arm-ear man: Fine, fine! What, what are you staring at?
DJ: I... I have to draw you...
FAEM: .... *smiles*
*in room drawing freaky creature* DJ: You're why cavemen painted on walls!
News From the Goron Front - Weltall - 30th April 2004
Silent Hill!
News From the Goron Front - Weltall - 30th April 2004
Dark Jaguar Wrote:That's it, get out of my house you hippy!
Freaky arm-ear man: Fine, fine! What, what are you staring at?
DJ: I... I have to draw you...
FAEM: .... *smiles*
*in room drawing freaky creature* DJ: You're why cavemen painted on walls!
You are so damn awesome.
News From the Goron Front - Darunia - 30th April 2004
If I didn't know better---I'd say that came from the episode of Family Guy where Peter draws the plumber with the eyes too close together.
News From the Goron Front - Great Rumbler - 30th April 2004
And you'd be right.
News From the Goron Front - Weltall - 30th April 2004
It came from "As Good As It Gets". Greg Kinnear says those same words to Helen Hunt.
News From the Goron Front - Geno - 1st May 2004
...dude, not only are his ears and arms switched, but so are his eyes and boobies.
Okay, this thread is freaking me out, so... screw you gahs, ah'm goin' home... *walks off*
News From the Goron Front - Darunia - 1st May 2004
You and your Helen Hunt obsession, Weltall.
News From the Goron Front - -iLluSiON- - 1st May 2004
You shouldn't be talking Darunia. You've had a share of yours.
News From the Goron Front - Weltall - 1st May 2004
Darunia Wrote:You and your Helen Hunt obsession, Weltall.
You say that as if it were a bad thing.
But I'm right nonetheless. :)
News From the Goron Front - EdenMaster - 2nd May 2004
At least he doesn't have that gigantic sig picture...the small blessings are often the best :).
News From the Goron Front - alien space marine - 3rd May 2004
News From the Goron Front - Great Rumbler - 3rd May 2004
:screwy:
News From the Goron Front - Darunia - 3rd May 2004
Who would've thought that a thread started by me to let you know about my computer virus would've spawned such intense debate, and go so far.
News From the Goron Front - alien space marine - 4th May 2004
It went from comp virus to Goron teasing, Then to a debate on religion, Then a discusion on gay sex, Finally Helen Hunt.
News From the Goron Front - Geno - 4th May 2004
And now we shall change the topic to... that annoying piece of popcorn that always gets stuck in your gums! I hate that thing!
News From the Goron Front - Darunia - 4th May 2004
Well I hate popcorn anyway.
News From the Goron Front - Undertow - 4th May 2004
Go go goatse! <img src="http://sighost.us/members/jay803/emotgoatse.gif">
News From the Goron Front - lazyfatbum - 4th May 2004
I just want everyone to know that the man stretching his anus is real.
What I dont get is why... I dont mean why he did it. We're all perverts and he was bored, that's easy to understand. But why does the anus stretch to such proportions, why does it have such an elastisity? The vagina has it, for obvious reasons. No matter how big your weenie is a baby will always be bigger, but why the anus... maybe because in females, if the anus didn't stretch the vagina would be restricted in its stretching... which would make birthing difficult. And the same genes responsible for the stretchy butthole would simply translate to male genes. But it has no purpose on a male (unless you're the goatsex guy, and/or homo). So ultimately... it's like nipples on a man. No reason, just left over genes designed for females.
News From the Goron Front - lazyfatbum - 4th May 2004
But then, by God and nature's design... is anal sex for men or women really so wrong?
News From the Goron Front - Undertow - 4th May 2004
It's been said that he's a hermaphrodite, which explains the elasticity. (being that he's not really stretching his *anus*.)
On another note, there's a picture of him laying at a beach on the internet, and his face can be seen. I'VE SEEN GOATSE'S FACE!
News From the Goron Front - Geno - 4th May 2004
He must take big s**ts.
News From the Goron Front - Darunia - 4th May 2004
I want to see, I want to see Goatse's face. And I still don't believe that the picture is authentic. I trust Lazy about as much as I can stand him.
News From the Goron Front - Undertow - 4th May 2004
This is his face cropped from a much larger and 'detailed' image.
News From the Goron Front - Dark Jaguar - 4th May 2004
Wait wait wait, you culled all these disturbing images from one place?
News From the Goron Front - Undertow - 4th May 2004
Mostly from the somethingawful.com forums.
News From the Goron Front - Dark Jaguar - 4th May 2004
Remind me never to go there...
News From the Goron Front - Undertow - 4th May 2004
Unless you're in FYAD, you won't see something like that without proper NWS warning and a link.
SA forums > all others
News From the Goron Front - alien space marine - 5th May 2004
Maybe cause you might need to take a really big shit.
News From the Goron Front - Dark Jaguar - 5th May 2004
Nah, I'll just never go there.
News From the Goron Front - -iLluSiON- - 6th May 2004
Darunia Wrote:I want to see, I want to see Goatse's face. And I still don't believe that the picture is authentic. I trust Lazy about as much as I can stand him.
You should have downloaded the .zip file that was hosted on the site. It had about 40 pictures of him and how he did it.
You're such a "seeing is believing" person.
News From the Goron Front - Geno - 6th May 2004
That is such a big fat ass than when people walk down the street, they say, "Dammit that is a big fat ass!"
*drumroll/cymbals*
News From the Goron Front - alien space marine - 6th May 2004
![[Image: goatse_pumpkin.jpg]](http://members.lycos.co.uk/zeikfriedsbonimages/goatse_pumpkin.jpg)
News From the Goron Front - Geno - 6th May 2004
:confused2
News From the Goron Front - alien space marine - 6th May 2004
That looks like it was copied straight from that other picture.
News From the Goron Front - Geno - 6th May 2004
Hey hey, let's go, la la la...
La la la la, protect my balls...
La la la la, so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!
News From the Goron Front - Dark Jaguar - 6th May 2004
What's that song?
News From the Goron Front - Geno - 6th May 2004
A Japanese song from a South Park episode that was aired earlier this year. (Japanese words replaced with la la la 'cause I don't know Japanese.)
News From the Goron Front - Darunia - 7th May 2004
Hahaha that was a good one. Poor Butters. :crap:
News From the Goron Front - Geno - 7th May 2004
Yeah, I was a bit shocked when Kenny threw that ninja star in his eye, but it was hilarious. Butters seems to be okay now... gotta love lack of episode-to-episode continuity. Kenny has to love it, considering without it he'd have only appeared in the first episode.
News From the Goron Front - Darunia - 7th May 2004
Amen to that.
News From the Goron Front - Dark Jaguar - 7th May 2004
Um, alright then...
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