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Quite Possibly the Worst Game of All Time - A Black Falcon - 16th January 2004 Now I've read some funny review of those special truly, truly abysmal games. The PC Gamer reviews of eXtreme Paintbrawl, Extreme Watersports, Swamp Buggy Racing, and Skydive! come immediately to mind... Some things that I still remember include some of the Swamp Buggy Racing one... "there are two tracks, a oval and an oval with a bump in it"... or the fact that eXtreme Paintbrawl shipped with no AI... Well this is another one in that level. Or, if it is humanly possible, maybe below it... A couple years ago PC Gamer did a 'The Worst 10 Games of All Time' feature. Their choice as worst was Extreme Watersports, a game with virtually no content or fun. This game looks like it's at least on par with that one. http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/review.html After finishing with that... here we are, the standard bearer as probably the worst PC game ever. http://pc.ign.com/articles/161/161834p1.html Now it probably doesn't do that erasing monitor drivers thing on all computers, but I somehow doubt it'd help the game. :) Hmm, the game with five seconds of gameplay or the one with no opponents or obsticles to keep you from racing? Or how about SkyDive... I seem to recall from that review that it has something like two minuites of gameplay... More fun with funnily bad games! http://www.gamespot.com/pc/sports/skydive/index.html http://www.pcgamer.com/reviews/archives/review_2000-08-10bc.html http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/extremepaintbrawl/index.html Extreme Paintbrawl even had sequels! http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/extremepaintbrawl4/index.html Quite Possibly the Worst Game of All Time - Dark Jaguar - 16th January 2004 ![]() That first one seems like something I alone could just barely manage to make. That's sad on TWO levels. Quite Possibly the Worst Game of All Time - Great Rumbler - 16th January 2004 ![]() Unfortunately, Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing was not. Quite Possibly the Worst Game of All Time - A Black Falcon - 16th January 2004 Yeah, it was a good contender, but Extreme Watersports edged it out in the end... Oh, and DJ, if you meant Swamp Buggy Racing, I linked the review that comes from. It's the PC Gamer review in the block on the bottom... I think I've given that link before here though... that first link is the new one. :) Quite Possibly the Worst Game of All Time - Dark Jaguar - 16th January 2004 No, I meant the first one you linked to. Quite Possibly the Worst Game of All Time - A Black Falcon - 16th January 2004 Ah. You alone? I don't know, could anyone trying make a game that bad? :) It seems like it'd be hard, if you had the skill to get that far... But why would anyone buy a awful game when there are much better games out there? Including free... (I mean freeware, it does exist) Sheer idiocy? Quite Possibly the Worst Game of All Time - A Black Falcon - 16th January 2004 Cool, Gamespot has a video review of this thing! Go watch... :) Funny. And pitiful... Oh, and watch the second one too. Instant win! Quite Possibly the Worst Game of All Time - alien space marine - 17th January 2004 I think you should be abled to sue for miss leading advertising on the back of packages of pc games. If it says you have police chases and shipments and whatever in the back of the box , But the real game has none of that I think your entitled to sue the developer for false advertising and scaming. Quite Possibly the Worst Game of All Time - Dark Jaguar - 17th January 2004 You'd think that, but no one really has the funds to sue any company with enough money to advertise stuff. Look at commercials. These days, though few people are even aware of it, they will flat out LIE to your FACE in commercials about products and services. Fortunatly, there are enough laws to keep them from lying about medicine (though they try). Quite Possibly the Worst Game of All Time - A Black Falcon - 17th January 2004 There were those people back in '97 or so who sued over Ultima Online... Quite Possibly the Worst Game of All Time - alien space marine - 17th January 2004 Why did they sue Ultima Online? Quite Possibly the Worst Game of All Time - A Black Falcon - 17th January 2004 Early on it had all kinds of problems and they said they were decieved or something... I think it was settled though Quite Possibly the Worst Game of All Time - Great Rumbler - 17th January 2004 Check this out: Quote:I'm speechless at this travesty. Gamespot has made some iffy calls before, but the lambasting it gives Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing is completley off the mark. It is clear from the beginning that the reviewer simply did not fathom the complexities and allegory of this game. Also go here: http://www.stellarstone.com Quite Possibly the Worst Game of All Time - A Black Falcon - 17th January 2004 Where did you get that from? Funny... :) Oh, and great corporate website. A broken image and a row of non-functional buttons. :D Quite Possibly the Worst Game of All Time - Smoke - 18th January 2004 E.T. for the 2600. No contest. That game was forged in the fires of Mount Doom. Quite Possibly the Worst Game of All Time - A Black Falcon - 18th January 2004 That's a good one... Quite Possibly the Worst Game of All Time - Great Rumbler - 18th January 2004 Quote:Where did you get that from? Funny... That was from Gamespot's reader review section. Quote:Oh, and great corporate website. A broken image and a row of non-functional buttons. The first two buttons work. Quite Possibly the Worst Game of All Time - A Black Falcon - 18th January 2004 The site doesn't work in Netscape. That logo bar at the top of the screen is just a broken image and none of the buttons do anything. Loaded it on IE. Silly statements on the first two tabs. :) Oh, go to Support... you don't see this every day. Patch 1.0. :D |