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TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Great Rumbler - 15th September 2004

*twists the knife* Wait...you said STOP twisting...right?


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Darunia - 15th September 2004

Isn't the plural of virus virii?

Or viruses, maybe?


I can field this one---Virus is NOT a latin word (though yes it does seem it,) thus does not comply w/ Latin plural suffixes---so, officially, the plural of virus is VIRUSES. Sorry--I know virii would sound cooler.

Darunia you live in a fantasy believing you are some Goron or great genera

Maybe it fooled you, but it's really just a façade---I don't really believe I'm a videogame character. *Most condescending tone ever*

you are forbidden to believe in anything you cannot prove right off hand.

Fair enough---if that means that you in turn cannot believe in God anymore, my work will have been done. *Shakes hands w/ ASM*

You cant believe in Worm holes since nobody has seen any or experience one no aliens either.

That's right. But I'm not lobbying over their existence. That is ASM's 8,202nd career Non-Sequitir, Ladies and Tendites!! And if Jesus lives, why should we feel bad that he sacrificed himself on the cross--if he really didn't die, he didn't sacrafice anything; thus he's just a charlatan.


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - UltraMarioMan - 16th September 2004

*Darunia suddenly explodes for no reason*


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Great Rumbler - 16th September 2004

*and his exploded bits are eaten by John Carpenter and Ozzy Osborne*


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - UltraMarioMan - 16th September 2004

*While his soul is forced to listen to boy bands for 99,000 years*


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Great Rumbler - 17th September 2004

*And then after that he is visited by the ghost of Captain Murphy who calls him a mailbox head*


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - UltraMarioMan - 17th September 2004

*And then Sealab blows up*


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - alien space marine - 17th September 2004

"Declares Truce and cease fire to Goron forces"


Fliping Fuck over!


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Dark Jaguar - 17th September 2004

...Um.... ASM, perhaps it would be best if you ... didn't... defend Christianity for us...


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Geno - 17th September 2004

Dark Jaguar Wrote:...Um.... ASM, perhaps it would be best if you ... didn't... defend Christianity for us...

That's probably the smartest thing I've seen in this entire thread.


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - alien space marine - 17th September 2004




TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Darunia - 17th September 2004

*With the Canadian route, the Goron sweep is complete*

*End of the final Goron-Religion War*

I shan't boast.

Good game, everyone.


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - alien space marine - 17th September 2004

*nods in agreement, feels sympathy for Darunia because of my overeaction*

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TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - UltraMarioMan - 18th September 2004

*Just as Darunia declares victory the earth explodes killing everyone*


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Dark Jaguar - 18th September 2004

*suddenly the pikmin swarms all attempt to lift Darunia up and carry him to an onion*


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Geno - 19th September 2004

...and everybody died!

GAME OVER (Insert 25 cents)


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Great Rumbler - 19th September 2004

25 cents?! I wish. It's probably more like 50 cents.


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - lazyfatbum - 19th September 2004

Pictures of Splat? It's on everyday from 5 to 7 on Nickelodeon...

I'm on there occasionaly as Big Scary Guy. Any production stills will probably be given away at the wrap party.


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Dark Jaguar - 19th September 2004

Wrap party?

Stop saying things as though we have any idea what you are talking about!


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Darunia - 19th September 2004

My God---I----hate the Yankess---so much---I'm---overcome---with----bursting----hatred...


*Explodes*


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Dark Jaguar - 19th September 2004

Big deal, so they constantly win with no sign of stopping (so I hear), that just means they have better skill. Unless of course they are cheating in a cartoonish manner ala Wacky Racers. hehehehehehehheeeeeee *that was an evil dog laugh*


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Great Rumbler - 19th September 2004

They have better skill because they have some much more money than everyone else that they can just buy anyone they need. IT'S WRONG I TELL YOU!! WRONG!!*

*This message has been brought to you by the Rangers Fans For Truth About How Much The Yankees Suck And Probably Have An Unholy Pact With The Devil.


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Dark Jaguar - 19th September 2004

Eh...

If I had that much money, I'd turn my house into a giant puppet.


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Geno - 20th September 2004

I'm getting this vibe that Darunia doesn't like the Yankees. Anybody else feeling it?


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - A Black Falcon - 20th September 2004

A New Englander who likes the Yankees is an evil heretic! ... or as close to being one as you can get, anyway. ... um, at least I know that I instantly think less of someone if I see them wearing anything with the Yankees logo on it...


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Darunia - 20th September 2004

[b]They have better skill because they have some much more money than everyone else that they can just buy anyone they need. IT'S WRONG I TELL YOU!! WRONG!!*[b/]

Yes--that IS just it! Like when they bought out A-Rod; they have a virtual monopoly on the fucking sport. 26 World Series; the second closest is, what, 9 by the A's or something like that...don't tell me that's not twisted.

*Darunia, on behalf of Red Sox Nation and the Goron Empire, officially offers an anti-Yankees pact to Great Rumbler, on behalf of the Texas Rangers*


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - A Black Falcon - 20th September 2004

It might be 10 from the A's, but it's somewhere around 9 to 11... yeah, not close. Stupid Yankees with their money. It's always just enough more than everyone else to set up a constant series of dynasties... if they're not winning this year you know they probably will next year. :(


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Great Rumbler - 20th September 2004

Quote:*Darunia, on behalf of Red Sox Nation and the Goron Empire, officially offers an anti-Yankees pact to Great Rumbler, on behalf of the Texas Rangers*

*accepts Darunia's pact and funnels millions in soft money donations to his causes*


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Weltall - 20th September 2004

There is only one thing that can stop the Yankees.

SALARY CAP.

Hey, it makes the NFL much more interesting.


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Moiraine - 21st September 2004

Dark Jaguar Wrote:Eh...

If I had that much money, I'd turn my house into a giant puppet.

They definately did that on the family guy :)


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Darunia - 21st September 2004

Yes, dear, I think that must've been on his mind as he posted that...


*Deploys an elite Goron commando team to bomb Yankee Stadium--and theyt come across a pile in the middle of the field. They get closer; to realize that the moist, throbbing pile is a magnificent gay orgy of Jeter, Sheffield, Matsui, Cairo and A-Rod--and an intense fight takes place. The Gorons kill all of them and disembowl them. Yankee Stadium blows up.*

*End Yankee Dynasty*


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - UltraMarioMan - 21st September 2004

Where did my post go! "Mets suck Nicks suck Yankees suck! *Runs*"


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - alien space marine - 21st September 2004

Whats this thing called Baseball? Um.............


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Great Rumbler - 21st September 2004

Quote:Whats this thing called Baseball? Um.............

:shake:


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Moiraine - 21st September 2004

Darunia Wrote:Yes, dear, I think that must've been on his mind as he posted that...

The never ending smart ass :kiss:


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Dark Jaguar - 21st September 2004

Screw baseball. Now on the other hand, hammer, that's an awesome game. It involves... well, come closer and I'll tell you.


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - alien space marine - 22nd September 2004

Crokay has a hammer!


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - A Black Falcon - 22nd September 2004

The salary cap makes the NFL interesting, but SOME amount of difference between teams can be good... I don't know, something like the Yankees with so much success is bad, but is it so bad to have some amount of difference between teams? The NFL doesn't have much really.


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Great Rumbler - 22nd September 2004

There shouldn't be THAT much variance between teams. It should be the teams that work well together that win, not the ones that have the most money.


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Weltall - 22nd September 2004

A Black Falcon Wrote:The salary cap makes the NFL interesting, but SOME amount of difference between teams can be good... I don't know, something like the Yankees with so much success is bad, but is it so bad to have some amount of difference between teams? The NFL doesn't have much really.

Yes it does, that's the beauty of it.

I've followed the NFL for eight years. In that time frame, only three of the 32 teams have not posted a winning record, and the other 29 have all been in the playoffs at least once. Conversely, 30 of the 32 teams have also had at least one season below .500 in that same timeframe. Teams can be great one year and not so great the next. There are no dynasties. Every season, you KNOW a team that's been ignored for awhile is gonna have a breakout season, and everything else is pretty random, so one doesn't really know what to expect. That's a big reason why the NFL has caught my interest and the other sports don't.


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Dark Jaguar - 22nd September 2004

Oh come on, having a greatest team means that when some underdog team finally overcomes them, at their most powerful (it's just meaningless if they beat a weaker version), then they like, become the greatest Baseballmon masters of all or something...

It's all here in this pamphlet. *hands everyone a "the heart of Japanese anime competition" pamphlet*

Seriously, having one ridiculously overpowered team makes things more legendary.


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Great Rumbler - 23rd September 2004

Quote:Oh come on, having a greatest team means that when some underdog team finally overcomes them, at their most powerful (it's just meaningless if they beat a weaker version), then they like, become the greatest Baseballmon masters of all or something...

I guess it is a bigger achievement when you beat a big team like that, but is it too much to ask that the Yankees not go the playoffs EVERY SINGLE YEAR?


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Darunia - 23rd September 2004

The delegates from the Goron Empire second Great Rumbler's motion.


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Weltall - 23rd September 2004

Well what I will say is NFL football is considerably more popular in America than any other professional sport today, and I think the effects of the salary cap are primarily responsible.

Dynasties are great for fans of whichever team is enjoying their streak (and hell, my favorite NFL team had the greatest dynasty in the modern game), but eventually it gets to the point where the rest of the fandom starts thinking "oh, the Yankees won. Again. Yay."


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - UltraMarioMan - 23rd September 2004

Who are you! You have Weltall's signature! Its a dobleganger!


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - A Black Falcon - 23rd September 2004

Quote:I've followed the NFL for eight years. In that time frame, only three of the 32 teams have not posted a winning record, and the other 29 have all been in the playoffs at least once. Conversely, 30 of the 32 teams have also had at least one season below .500 in that same timeframe. Teams can be great one year and not so great the next. There are no dynasties. Every season, you KNOW a team that's been ignored for awhile is gonna have a breakout season, and everything else is pretty random, so one doesn't really know what to expect. That's a big reason why the NFL has caught my interest and the other sports don't.

But my point was that I think that to a point having some difference between the teams is good... okay, it really stinks if your team is awful every year. But it should probably be harder to be good than it is in the NFL.

As in, the Yankees take it too far but the idea isn't all bad. :)


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Darunia - 23rd September 2004

Nice try---DOPPLEGANGER!

Sweetdreams, Dopplegangers!!

*SMACK! BAM!*


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Weltall - 23rd September 2004

...what?


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Darunia - 24th September 2004

*Scoff*

Uh hello---Sealab!?


TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Great Rumbler - 24th September 2004

Doi!