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Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - A Black Falcon - 8th July 2008

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/35929.html

The game too bad for this world to comprehend finally gets a video...

The problem with reviewing a game that bad is that it's so, SO bad that you start to run out of bad things to say about it, perhaps... but still, decent video. And that game is really, REALLY bad.

(Oh, and Superman for Commodore 64, too!)

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - alien space marine - 9th July 2008

A Black Falcon Wrote:http://www.gametrailers.com/player/35929.html

The game too bad for this world to comprehend finally gets a video...

The problem with reviewing a game that bad is that it's so, SO bad that you start to run out of bad things to say about it, perhaps... but still, decent video. And that game is really, REALLY bad.

(Oh, and Superman for Commodore 64, too!)

Commodore was great! They had Robin hood defenders of the crown, The first Sid Miers pirates game , barbarian ect...

I don't see how they could so horribly botch a superman game on the n64.

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - A Black Falcon - 9th July 2008

It was made by Titus.

Look up their release history and you might understand.

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - Fittisize - 9th July 2008

Titus games I owned:

Automobili Lambourghini
Roadsters
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys

:(

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - alien space marine - 13th July 2008

Fittisize Wrote:Titus games I owned:

Automobili Lambourghini
Roadsters
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys

:(

Apparently they went under in 2004 , What they did to superman64 is fucking criminal.

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - A Black Falcon - 13th July 2008

Automobili Lamborghini and Roadsters were pretty awful too. Hercules wasn't exactly positively reviewed either...

They also made gems like Titus the Fox on Game Boy, Whizz and Realm on SNES, various bad The Blues Brothers games, and more...

Once in a while they'd manage to actually release something decent, like Prehistorik Man or Evil Zone (though that one was developed by Yuke's and just published by Titus), but not usually.

Oh, and they bought and then killed Interplay, one of my favorite developers ever.

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - alien space marine - 18th July 2008

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Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - A Black Falcon - 18th July 2008

Nice summary... avoiding the bad side of this E3, though (that is, the overall horribly boring nature of the event and how nothing of substance happened except for FFXIII for X360)... but oh well, he probably wasn't at the keynotes anyway, it seems. I'm sure being on the show floor would be great fun, like it clearly was for him...

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - alien space marine - 18th July 2008

A Black Falcon Wrote:Nice summary... avoiding the bad side of this E3, though (that is, the overall horribly boring nature of the event and how nothing of substance happened except for FFXIII for X360)... but oh well, he probably wasn't at the keynotes anyway, it seems. I'm sure being on the show floor would be great fun, like it clearly was for him...
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Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - A Black Falcon - 22nd July 2008

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Another great episode!

Batman Forever is horrible.

(Oh, and I was playing NES Batman recently... the Joker is impossible. Really.)

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - alien space marine - 22nd July 2008

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Another great episode!

Batman Forever is horrible.

(Oh, and I was playing NES Batman recently... the Joker is impossible. Really.)


Mad You beat me to it!

I wanted to post it first!

First time he reviews a game Ive actually played, Batman on the NES! I was just 5 when that game came out, I remember the batman mobile intro!

The Batman forever game, James voices the exact same source of bitter misery I experienced, We never got past the first stage! My friend got so pissed off he smashed the cartridge with a hammer untill it was dust.

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - A Black Falcon - 22nd July 2008

Quote:The Batman forever game, James voices the exact same source of bitter misery I experienced, We never got past the first stage! My friend got so pissed off he smashed the cartridge with a hammer untill it was dust.

Considering the "quality" of the game, that almost doesn't seem too extreme a reaction...

On the other hand, it was probably worth like 50 cents tradein value... :) (Though not wanting to have even the chance of having someone else be subjected to the thing would be a good reason why not to do that, perhaps... :D)

Oh, and it is funny how obvious it is that they ripped MK2's animations straight into the game.

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - alien space marine - 22nd July 2008

A Black Falcon Wrote:Considering the "quality" of the game, that almost doesn't seem too extreme a reaction...

On the other hand, it was probably worth like 50 cents tradein value... :) (Though not wanting to have even the chance of having someone else be subjected to the thing would be a good reason why not to do that, perhaps... :D)

Oh, and it is funny how obvious it is that they ripped MK2's animations straight into the game.

I don't think they even figured out there was a grappling hook , The controls were different on the game gear but equally infuriating,The graphics were one of the few things I liked, I recall this shining projectile called the Electric Pellet that Batman had.

He left it in a bucket for a year, Then his Hungarian friend Laszlo trying to be a hotshot persuaded him that he could figure it out,My friend made a bet that he couldn't, guess who won?:)

Anyway he gave it a try again after , Then thats when he blew his stack.

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - A Black Falcon - 28th July 2008

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Good stuff... movie review.

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - alien space marine - 29th July 2008

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Good stuff... movie review.

Nostalgia critic the angry film critic

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - Dark Jaguar - 29th July 2008

It's really a little pointless to quote an embedded flash file.

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - alien space marine - 29th July 2008

Dark Jaguar Wrote:It's really a little pointless to quote an embedded flash file.

Because the link was related to ABF clip I quoted,The feud between AVGN and Nostalgia Critic!!!

Your name should be either "The condescending cat" or " Forum etiquette Nazi".


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Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - alien space marine - 9th August 2008

Nostalgia critics game review

Here is NC video game review for AVGN challenge

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - A Black Falcon - 9th August 2008

Nowhere near AGVN quality... :(

Bebe's Kids certainly is one of the worst games ever, though. It's often considered one of the worst games on the SNES.

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - A Black Falcon - 11th August 2008

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Batman Part II. :)

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - alien space marine - 11th August 2008

Mike Matei: "Have fun mother fucking"!

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - A Black Falcon - 20th August 2008

It's the fan-written Deadly Towers review. Random maze games are one of the things I hate most about the NES, after how few of its games have any kind of saving...

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Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - alien space marine - 27th August 2008

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Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - Fittisize - 28th August 2008

The latest AVGN was absolutely abysmal. Rolfe reading a bunch of lines written by a bunch of faux-AVGNs? Pass. What a stupid idea that turned out to be. He should stop caring about his fans so much. They aren't going to go away, and he doesn't need to try lame experiments which result in him upping his already over-the-top character into some sort of SUPER AVGN which is really a segment of his most virginal fanbase having a pissing contest to decide who can come up with the most ridiculous, horrible things that he might say. Deadly Towers was the worst AVGN to date.

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - Fittisize - 28th August 2008

And that post I just made? Even worse than the Deadly Towers vid.

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - A Black Falcon - 2nd September 2008

Deadly Towers: The episode was okay, and I thought it did a good job of showing how horrible that game is, but I do somewhat agree, it just wasn't as good as a normal episode of his. The main issue, I think, was that it was a lot of quotes, so it felt disjointed, not connected as a normal episode, all written by one person, would.


Battletoads!

... Yes, he says it's good. But a game that brutally hard has plenty of AGVN-worthy moments... particularly in two player mode, as he does in this episode. Limited continues plus having to start the level over if EITHER player gets game over is just incredibly, incredibly cruel. Pretty good episode, I think. :)

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Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - alien space marine - 4th September 2008

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Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - A Black Falcon - 16th September 2008

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That game does not look fun.

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - Fittisize - 16th September 2008

Jesus, another new video? Honestly, I don't even bother going to thecinemassacre.com for new videos. I just visit this thread whenever it's updated for new AVGN.

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - A Black Falcon - 16th September 2008

ASM's latest is a Godzilla movie review of his (Cinemassacre); mine is the latest AVGN, Dick Tracy for the NES. :)

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - alien space marine - 17th September 2008

Dick Tracy, Never much cared for it as a movie or game.

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Gremlins was the shit!One moment your scared the next your rolling on the floor laughing so hard you shit your pants.

The first film was a prank pulled on soccer moms to trick them into thinking it was a "family movie".

This film helped to give us PG-13

I wish they'd make another sequel.

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - DMiller - 17th September 2008

It's funny how many games AVGN reviews that I remember liking when I played them when I was younger. TMNT is the main one, but I remember renting Roger Rabbit, Dick Tracy, and Fester's Quest and enjoying them. I think I was a lot less critical back then, and my parents didn't buy me too many games so I enjoyed anything I could get my hands on. Hell, I even remember enjoying the Domino's Noid game.

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - A Black Falcon - 17th September 2008

But did you ever finish the first level of Dick Tracy? :)

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - DMiller - 18th September 2008

I don't think I did, but I still had fun. It was Dick Tracy! A 9 year old is easy to please. :)

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - A Black Falcon - 18th September 2008

True. There are plenty of games I liked despite not getting far into at all.

TMNT 1, for instance... never finished level two, the dam level, but I remember (mostly) liking it even so.

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - A Black Falcon - 20th September 2008

http://www.cinemassacre.com/new/?page_id=23

Movie review page, for anyone interested in his movie reviews. Godzillathon 2 and 3 are out.

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - alien space marine - 21st September 2008

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G-zilla part 4 is out!

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - alien space marine - 23rd September 2008

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New nerd video

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - A Black Falcon - 23rd September 2008

Godzillathon five and six.

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Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - alien space marine - 25th September 2008

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Nerd on Critic war starts up again!

Whoo! 3,300 posts!

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - alien space marine - 11th October 2008

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AVGN VS NC winner takes all!

Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983 - A Black Falcon - 28th October 2008

It's been a while... new video! Frankenstein, a bit on two SNES games and then the main event, the NES one. Epic ending... :)

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