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World Shocked to hear Doom Movie won't have plot from Doom Game - OB1 - 12th December 2004

YEAH!!!


....


what


World Shocked to hear Doom Movie won't have plot from Doom Game - UltraMarioMan - 12th December 2004

Huh?


World Shocked to hear Doom Movie won't have plot from Doom Game - Great Rumbler - 12th December 2004

That's what he says!


World Shocked to hear Doom Movie won't have plot from Doom Game - Darunia - 1st January 2005

One possible redeeming quality about this is that the hot girl from Die Another Day (and no, I'm not referring to that guy Halle Berry, but the hot Icelandic girl who died) is in it. If watching some European dipshit ruin one of my favorite games is too unbearable, maybe watching her will alleviate the pain.


World Shocked to hear Doom Movie won't have plot from Doom Game - OB1 - 1st January 2005

"that guy Halle Berry"?

Erm


World Shocked to hear Doom Movie won't have plot from Doom Game - Great Rumbler - 1st January 2005

Halle Berry is a guy?


World Shocked to hear Doom Movie won't have plot from Doom Game - Darunia - 2nd January 2005

She's ugly.


World Shocked to hear Doom Movie won't have plot from Doom Game - Great Rumbler - 2nd January 2005

Hey...wait a minute! Halle Berry isn't a guy! You were just saying that because you think she's ugly! Guess what everyone? This guy's a phony! You're a great big phony, Darunia!


World Shocked to hear Doom Movie won't have plot from Doom Game - lazyfatbum - 3rd January 2005

she's ugly? now isn't that funny, all this time I thought attractive people were NOT ugly! Wow, the more you know.


World Shocked to hear Doom Movie won't have plot from Doom Game - OB1 - 3rd January 2005

Darunia only likes men.


World Shocked to hear Doom Movie won't have plot from Doom Game - Darunia - 4th January 2005

Darunia doesn't like Halle Berry.

Darunia likes Natalie Portman.

Anyone who cannot tell the extreme difference between PRETTY Natalie Portman and FEROCIOUS BUTCH-TOMBOYHalle Berry is a little bi-curious.


World Shocked to hear Doom Movie won't have plot from Doom Game - Sacred Jellybean - 4th January 2005

Natalie Portman is fucking gorgeous. You know who else is? Shannyn Sossamon. And Thora Birch. And Alyson Hannigan. And Crispin Glover.

...wait, no, uh, I meant, those attresses are all... crispy... lovers. Yeah, that's what I said. Not Crispin Glover.


World Shocked to hear Doom Movie won't have plot from Doom Game - Great Rumbler - 4th January 2005

[Image: movie_main_image.jpg]

???


World Shocked to hear Doom Movie won't have plot from Doom Game - OB1 - 4th January 2005

Yes Natalie Portman is a hottie, but Halle Berry is no slouch herself, you weirdo!


World Shocked to hear Doom Movie won't have plot from Doom Game - A Black Falcon - 4th January 2005

OB1, we're talking about Darunia here... Darunia...


World Shocked to hear Doom Movie won't have plot from Doom Game - Sacred Jellybean - 4th January 2005

Stop teasing me, GR. I'm barely even over the movie Willard.


World Shocked to hear Doom Movie won't have plot from Doom Game - Darunia - 4th January 2005

Yea--we're talking about DARUNIA here--I mean, only a strange rock man from a videogame would find young, nubile, fair-faced, sweet Natalie Portman to be gorgeous BUT NOT old, ugly, tomboyish Halle Berry. Only a Goron! :gay:


World Shocked to hear Doom Movie won't have plot from Doom Game - Great Rumbler - 4th January 2005

Silly Goron, Tricks are for Elves!


World Shocked to hear Doom Movie won't have plot from Doom Game - Sacred Jellybean - 4th January 2005

<img src="http://www.caingram.info/Halle_berry/halle_berry_8.jpg">

Tomboyish? Ahh-no. Short hair =/= masculinity. I mean, Demi Moore was plenty sexy in her role in the movie Ghost, and she had short hair.

<img src="http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/4400/stard/demighost1.jpg">

See?


World Shocked to hear Doom Movie won't have plot from Doom Game - Darunia - 5th January 2005

Maybe it's just me; I just don't like short hair. I like long hair on girls. I also like sweet, pretty and innocent girls; maybe it's Halle Berry's macho-ness that kills her in my eyes. I view Natalie Portman as--well, best I know her; Princess Amidala I guess. I view Halle Berry as that shemale in that HORRIBLE Bond movie. She acts all right; I guess--I'm just not attracted to her.

Oh--BTW, Ms. Portman & I are engaged to be married in April--just in time for her next big premier.


World Shocked to hear Doom Movie won't have plot from Doom Game - OB1 - 5th January 2005

Wait so you think she looks like a man because she has short hair??

:screwy: