| Who would you rather go on a date with? | |||
| Shigeru Miyamoto, so that I could steal his DNA and create an army of Miyamoto clones to make a ton of cool games for me | 0 | 0% | |
| Shigeru Miyamoto, because I think he's sexy | 0 | 0% | |
| Satoru Iwata, so that I could try to talk some sense into him | 0 | 0% | |
| A pretty girl | 2 | 0.00% | |
| Screech from Saved By the Bell | 0 | 0% | |
| A hot guy (for the ladies here...) | 0 | 0% | |
| Wonder Woman | 1 | 0.00% | |
| He-Man | 0 | 0% | |
| Semnat!!!!1111!! | 2147483647 | 100.00% | |
| This poll is kind of creepy... | 1 | 0.00% | |
| ABF's feminine side | 101 | 0.00% | |
| The evil and deranged Your Mother [inside joke] | 0 | 0% | |
| That one chick from that show on tv who is really hot | 1 | 0.00% | |
| Total: | 13 vote(s) | 100% | |