That's right everyone, I'm sober. It's cool and you can't deny it!
Being sober is boring. Try being non-sober.
I'm having fun being sober.
Quote:Originally posted by Darunia
Being sober is boring. Try being non-sober.
Never, only the hippest cats type sober! My mother says so!
Quote:I'm having fun being sober.
You and me both.
Sober kicks ARSE! Woooooo!
This chair is uncomfortable... I think it's something about it taking more shrapnel than most mainline battletanks.
Boring, old-school straight edge crowd. Booze never hurt anyone.
...well maybe it did, but...FUCK YOU!
Someone needs a time out...
There's a shadow just behind me,
shrouding every breath I take,
making every promise empty,
pointing every finger at me.
Waiting like a stalking butler
who upon the finger rests.
Murder now the path called "must we"
just before the son has come.
Jesus, won't you fucking whistle
something but the past and done?
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start this over.
Why can't we drink forever.
I just want to start things over.
I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you.
I will chew it up and leave,
I will work to elevate you
just enough to bring you down.
Trust me.
Mother Mary won't you whisper
something but what's past and done.
Trust me.
I want what I want.
Bah I'd rather be sober..
Go booze, go booze, go booze--woo-hoo! I want some Smirnoff Ice right now. Mmmm... crisp.
oh please... You prolly couldn't even handle a Bicardi Silver..
Lame.
Bourban is the only way to go. :woo:
I am so totally stone-cold sober right there's no telling what I might do! It's crazy! I mean, I'm sitting here one minute and the next I might be eating a slice of pizza!! And any minute now I could get up from my computer and go watch TV!! It's crazy, I'm telling you!!
Woo! Sober!
Tell me why you need alcohol to have fun or "be cool"? I don't understand how injesting poison can possibly be considered "fun".
You see, alchohol slows down and sometimes stops communication between brain cells. This results in various effects. One of them is the removable of inhibitions, where one is more likely to do things they would otherwise not do. Other effects are reduced reaction times, slurred speech, blurred vision, loss of motor control, and at a certain point, loss of bowel controls. It does nothing to enhance brain function whatsoever. It's that first moment of drunkeness, where it's just the inhibitions that are being disabled, that is the fun part.
oh please... You prolly couldn't even handle a Bicardi Silver..
Oh please, YOU can't even SPELL BACARDI Silver! Now that we're all connoisseurs, (even the scandalously under-aged Moiraine), I shall say that: I'm a bitch, in as much as I really like hard lemonades, cranberries; triple blacks, and smirnoff Ices. To actually get drunk, though, I enjoy a good screwdriver, lighter on the vodka.
Whatever... I spelled a drink wrong..
I have been smashed off my ass before, and there is nothing glamorous about it.. I actually prefer being sober.. You on the other hand prolly use drinkin as a way of becoming laid back, and not declairing war on a girl you are trying to bang.. :shakeit:
Quote:Originally posted by EdenMaster
Woo! Sober!
Tell me why you need alcohol to have fun or "be cool"? I don't understand how injesting poison can possibly be considered "fun".
Well, in the case of McDonald's Happy Meals, you get a fun, yet obscenely cheap, toy along with it.
Drinking rule #1348.48:
Do not drink whisky. It tastes like shit.
Quote:Originally posted by Weltall
Well, in the case of McDonald's Happy Meals, you get a fun, yet obscenely cheap, toy along with it.
Hey guys, who wants to have a rockin` party?
I'VE GOT THE V8 SPLASHES AND YOO-HOOs!
WHOOO...PARTY HARD!
Amen to that, even when's its diluted with vanilla coke. We had some of the Seagrams shit, and it was blindingly disgusting. Makes Vodka taste as good as cheese cake in comparison.