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https://twitter.com/RealHumanPraise

Welcome to this. Stephen Colbert had his people set up a spam bot which takes positive reviews from Rotten Tomatoes, replaces the names with Fox News names, and then posts it as "positive reviews" of Fox News.

Behold!

Quote:Like Hume's Machiavellian tycoon, Justice with Judge Jeanine's flaws only start to appear under close scrutiny.

Quote:...with Sean Hannity in the lead, he makes everything we see on screen, no matter how far-fetched, seem plausible.

Quote:Bill O'Reilly is a fearless comedian, and he commits completely to his insanity in the show, and that makes it work.

Quote:For all its flaws and fumbles there is a certain guilty pleasure in Hannity

Quote:It's not so much the tale itself as the slippery interplay between characters that makes Fox News Reporting enjoyable.

Quote:'Your World with Neil Cavuto' does what pretty treasure postcards are supposed to do-make you smile without saying much.

Quote:It is a silly network, but it is fun to watch.

Some of those work, others are just weird...

Yeah, it seems the very best reviews have already been taken up. The rest range from nonsensical to pure unadulterated praise of Fox. Nevertheless, there's still a few gems here and there.

Screw it, here's a conversion guide to make the news more fun.

<img src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/substitutions.png">

It might as well have a lexicon to match its intelligence.