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"Sorry I had to kick your ass, but if I didn't the clowns would make me go to another tea party. Also I'm sick of digesting your food for you! Barf up your own food Busta Rymes! Furthermore the sky was penis today, so penis that we decided to have story time at my local library with all the dolphins in the Pacific. Also, Cregs List is full of al qaeda criminal shit heads. If you ever sell anything on there be sure to hide your wallet in your asshole. Ow yea, most important, my bung hole smells like cherries but tastes like poo. So don't try eating off it, trust me you won't like it." - Tim McGraw
PS. I'm being completely honest about two things in this post, no fooling.. :)
"my bung hole smells like cherries"
"but tastes like poo"

Scoured your post and these are the two most plausible. I put two American dollars on it.