Tendo City

Dear, McDonalds

Recently I took a trip a trip to my local McDonalds to try some of your wonderful McChicken Poppers. I have to say the visit was utterly horrifying! I've never been so scared for my life! The place was filled with poor gangster white thug trash of every caliper.

I have a few suggestions on how you can solve this problems to make future visits more enjoyable for other patrons such as myself..

1. Stop making your prices so reasonable! Poor white trash can't afford to pay more for high caliphor food of higher quality. I suggest you take on the StarBucks model of selling and brand name your products to sell at a higher price.
   
2. Remove all hip hop and country music from the store and replace it with NPR 24/7. White trash can't stand NPR, it's like deadly acid to them, poison that must be avoided at all costs.
   
3. Replace the TV's in the lounge with books.. And replace happy meal toys with math problems. Poor white trash won't see the point and abandon McDonald's in favor of monster truck rallies and all night strip clubs. Once we have them all in one place we can bomb the hell out of those buildings.
   
4. Replace all the interior lighting with scented candles and install a fireplace and a sitting couch. Thug nation can't tolerate a pleasant smelling cozy environment, it's to much like bathing to them and is unacceptable.
   
5. Finally, replace all the staff with all warm and caring people, exclusively from the Disney store. Happy cheerful people eat at the very sole of ghetto trash it's like dipping them in acid and will mill make them all run away screaming in horror.
   

I appreciate you taking the time to read my suggestions..
Thank you for your time!

Erich Toven

Ever had a Mc10:35?