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I thought you were actually gonna post a picture of this mysterious "man".
I'm not even sure he really exists, truth be told.
*shhh!*



You don't want them to find out about how the three of us post as Dj, now do you??
Who's the 3rd?
...

wouldn't you like to know.
Yeah, I don't ACTUALLY exist. I'm not even a hidden alias either. I'm all done with mirrors.
And jelly beans.


*hint hint*
Aren't you subtle...
About what?
Rolleyes
:stupid:
:D
Erm
:evil:
Chuckle
:S
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Where'd that smily come from?
Quote:Originally posted by A Black Falcon
Where'd that smily come from?


He posted an image from another site. The URL is http://216.40.249.192/s/otn/sad/bncry.gif
Crack's smilies. We should add these to our list.
Yes.
Done. Just type in : cry, but without the space.
Ooh! TWO new smilies!

:cry

:jedi
I added some more.
Why one colon and not two?

Oh, and two pairs of of them appear to be identical... :)

Or are Yawn and Sleep different? Or the 'finger' ones?
:erm2

:yawn

:sleep

:finger

Why two colons? It doesn't matter.
I think Dark Jaguar is really just a computer virus that has infected the forum.
We memorized the two colon style, so making us have to remember which ones have just one and which ones have two is a huge chore. Go one way or the other for all of them. Do it now, or in the name of the 5th moon of Jupiter, I'll put the smack down!
I already did it, beotch.
Personally, I think DJ looks like a young man, who wears glasses, and is possibly a woman. A woman with large supple breasts, about the size of basketballs only soft. Soft like the pillow-like texture of clouds forming above the virgin forests of deepest, darkest Africa. Only less sticky. And his eyes, his beautiful gaping eyes with teeth and nostrils. Eyes that hear and smell like small men with wings. Organic in structure but angelic in scope, a novelty only to the perfected. And though I speak kind words to him; I wish him dead or crippled each day of my life. I wake and find myself staring obtrusively in to the mirror as if to find a different face. And in that moment I wish Dark Jaguar had a horrible, sacreligous experience with calculators, pie and dwarves. The sign of the end. The pie carries the sweetness of all things living while the dwarves embody the essense of kitchenettes and the calculators, forged by man, carry inside them the meaning of latex rubber gloves and forgotten pizza toppings... like Anna Nicole Smith, or Jada Pinket Smith, or perhaps Rob Lowe and Christopher Reeve. Like puddles of mucas inside a dream state wrapped in to a burrito of beauty and pudding and perhaps even Christina Applegate. Behind his textured wall of text which performs its ritualistic dance on my monitor, text that I know was formed by his giant deformed brain, I can see his many faces and bindings of unnatural things. I can see through him, and all of his many tentacles and gyroscopes. A picture painted of tongues and geese.

Large, white geese.

And maybe some pencils.
On another note, what is the deal with ash trays? They aren't ash, and they aren't... Never mind. Anyway, could someone shut up that cricket right this very second? It's all loud and right outside the wall. I mean, what is that wall MADE out of? Is it paper, or a vast array of microphones attached to speakers saudered directly to my brain? Seriously though, deepest darkest Africa? Is it the HEART of deepest darkest Africa? Okay then, game time! Quick, there's a laser pointer, a hissing cockroach, and a flish, what DO you do? The answer is... ah nuts, you already knew...

Anyway, I have quedstion ofd epth ad stent to adsk! What did you think of Wind Waker?
omg this is like the Matrix....
Quote:Originally posted by Dark Jaguar
Anyway, I have quedstion ofd epth ad stent to adsk! What did you think of Wind Waker?


Wind Waker Topic

This is where everyone posted their opinions on it in case you care. Bounce
Everyone BUT lazyfatbum (and Laser Link), and that's who I was asking! Why do you think I asked him?

Oh, and milk ROCKS!
But, spoiled milk is even BETTER!!
Why did I come back to this place again?
More to the point, why did you resurrect this old thread?
I am He Who Annoys All, Resurrecter of Old Threads! Thats why...