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DoDils are a accent magical race of creatures.. They hail from a dark and smelly place where the walls bleed deep dark blood, for 28 days. The most intelligent of species recognize that these dark smelly caves are a evil unpleasant place full of darkness and despair. People of high intelligence stay far away from these caves to avoid being slaughtered by the evil that lurks within.

THE DODIL RACE

DoDils are prized by many Female species for there ferocious sexual appetites. Females engaged with intercourse with a DoDil are known to be pleasured in a strange, wonderful unusual way.. Women engaged with DoDil intercourse experience a strange kind of pleasure that many female species may never experience. They feel this a pleasure deep inside their body like a star exploding for several years, a star made completely of pleasure, and hatred for all males, and the act just committed. The DoDil organism to this day still defies all known science. To this day scientific method is completely unable to unravel the mysteries of the DoDil organism, it is completely without reason, without logic. It is the bane of all male species, yet no man may resist it. It is sought after with the utmost diligence, it's like a never ending quest. Kind of like the fictional story the Lord Of The Rings.. Froto commits his entire life to a task only to be betrayed in the end by his task master.

The DoDils effect of Humanoid Species

Male

Males will often attempt to capture DoDils to use as barter for potential mates. However, many male species will often discover that a potential mate won with a DoDil is often more trouble than anticipated and can also lead to sexual deficiencies in the relationship.

Types of trouble that can be expected from DoDil acquired mates:

  • General UnHappyness

  • Sexual Frustration

  • Impedance in males

  • Physical damage to property

  • Poor economic condition

  • Lonely nights

  • Loss of corn<sup>1</sup>

Female

Females who acquire this DoDil will often suffer from the following affectations:

  • UnDying pleasure

  • A hatred of all males species (with one exception.. TeddiesBarros)

  • Large quantities of ice cream may be consumed in conjunction with the DoDil

  • Finally females engaged with a DoDil may exhibit homicidal rage toward their male counterparts.

Final Note

The DoDil came and many many deaths followed, humanities last hope is to one day understand this horrible yet wonderful phenomenon.



<sup>1</sup>See Dark Jaguar Condition & Huge Asses
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You obviously never took a class in sociology or you would get the joke...
See Nacirema

...Am I fucking crazy... Or did I just bow your mind?
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Click the Link >> Mind Expands
So? Does DoDils in reverse mean something? I can't think of anything that that would mean.
Jesus Christ you people are no fun..

DoDil >> DilDo.. I was making a clever attempt social commentary that intends to poke fun at another Social Commentary Nacirema because the writer of that one is a ass hole and should be shot by Muslims..

Holy SHIT On A hotdog... I-M G-O-I-N-G T-O K-I-L-L M-Y S-E-L-F NOW..
Thanks everyone... For butchering the joke!

Someone put me out of my misery, I can't stand this planet anymore..
~Runs off to beat the shit out of my cat.
Huh...
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Ok, I'm a little bit more calm and collected now.. However I should mention.. Kitty is dead..
Not to worry though, a little jam and jelly and she was delicious on white toast.
I laughed so hard I farted AND peed!