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The answer may surprise you into a coma.
The king of all internets does it again. I have no idea why, and I have no idea what this thing is he's talking about, but Neil Cicierega does it again by making me hooked.
The winner is <img src="http://www.lemonkle.com/gilcrest/gil20.gif">
By the end of this tale of madness and strange sorcery from beyond the stars, I think they summon an elder god.
And as this earth-shaking information bleeds into their young minds, ?en Gilcrest performs a sideways serpent dance into the middle of his students' desk pit. "There isn't any name that I can't rhyme," he soulfully moans, contorting his body erotically.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
This is genius, I used to do this with bizare (usually european) ads and re-explain them. A NEW PARADIGM OF ENTERTAINMENT!
*Declares formal state of war on Ken Gilcrest and annexes his nightmare world of phallic toothpaste pumps and shape-shifting beings.*
A routine Google search found the actual video:
!!WARNING!!
EXAMINE ARE YOUR OWN PERIL.
NEITHER DARUNIA NOT HIS SOVEREIGN EMPIRE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR TERMINAL EYE BLEEDING, MENTAL RETARDATION, OR ANY OTHER EFFECT THAT OCCURS AS A SIDE-EFFECT. VIEWER DISCRETION IS RECOMMENDED.
Stare into the Abyss and See your Doom...
Yeah lazy I could give that a try, but I'm lazy myself so I'll just make mine short and sweet.
The Biggest Loser: A show where they make fat people cry so they don't eat their feelings?
Earthbound: Part of growing up is realizing just how hilarious pretending to be an adult is.
Twilight Princess: Complete and utter despair builds character.
I thought Earthbound was children experiencing the 60's
Well, you beat up a bunch of hippies, but it was more like an idealised 1950's sitcom, mocked, but also the 90's.
Oh god, I can barely breathe from laughing so hard. Watching the original video makes it all the funnier. 5 stars!
"The disney channel continues its salute to John Wayne with Hatari"
holy god, disney channel used to be awesome.
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So fifty is getting with his African Roots
;)
"The disney channel continues its salute to John Wayne with Hatari"
holy god, disney channel used to be awesome.
I know it was.
alien space marine Wrote:So fifty is getting with his African Roots
;)
Apparently there's a movie where he plays as DMX.
The 1990's was the start of the suckening you tiny man. The 1980's had Duck Tales, tales about DUCKS!
Ducktales... ah yes... and the Gummi Bears... man, what a flashback to my toddlerescence. Good, wholesome fun with anthropomorphic birds and dogs and bears. Now, all they do is glamorize teenaged rock singing asshats. Boooo.