"Lohan cannot drink alcohol until a full hearing on her probation revocation, Revel said. Lohan will be fitted with a bracelet to detect if she has been drinking, the judge said.
Random drug testing also will be performed on the actress, because of previous evidence she was under the influence of cocaine, Revel said."
What a stupid bitch. Oh, ya... she conveniently lost her passport right before her trial and now, the poor thing, has to stay in France rather than go to court.
On the other hand, that bracelet thing sounds... like it should be illegal. I can't believe the government has that much Big Brother authority.
Lindsay Lohan
Quote:On the other hand, that bracelet thing sounds... like it should be illegal. I can't believe the government has that much Big Brother authority.
I would laugh out loud if she used that as a defense.
I was wondering what Smoke was up to these days.
That's all interesting...........
But
I don't give a flying fuck about that cunt!
What has "Lohan done" aside from generic pop music and mediocre films?
I'd rather hear about how scientist just created a synthetic life form, Literally they have created a "new lifeform"!!!
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ASM: I hate her more than you do. I just posted it here so we could, collectively, lob offense and mockery at her.
And,
HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD OF THIS BEFORE? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? Is it even real? Why isn't it all over the news?
Darunia Wrote:ASM: I hate her more than you do. I just posted it here so we could, collectively, lob offense and mockery at her.
And,
HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD OF THIS BEFORE? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? Is it even real? Why isn't it all over the news?
1.Mes excuses
2. You didn't hear about Synthia because the media only cares about ratings, Didn't CNN just slash their science and technology coverage?
The public would rather hear about juicy gossip on some Hollywood skank or the latest sensationalist tragedy then a potential cure for all our ill's or the worse thing since the atomic bomb.
link to BBC page
The dangers of this discovery, Is that someday a person could design their own virus or lifeforms using the same methods, Kind of like how hackers write new code on computers.
This could be a danger, but any human-written code can be reverse-engineered and eliminated, much in the way that computer viruses never cause any real long-term damage because of the robust computer security industry.
This is just a bit more complicated than that. I'm not too concerned about the danger here though. Contrary to stupid movies about scientists accidently creating vampires in labs, they tend to actually think these things through. This is a positive step, and this thing could barely survive in the lab in it's current very basic form.
Also, this really needs it's own thread instead of some celebrity bashing thing housing it.
But what if someone created a vampire in a lab ON PURPOSE?
Better topic:
Use this new technology in combination with pre-existing cloning technology...
...TO CREATE A REAL-LIFE GORON.
Discuss.
Hmmmmmmmm Goron Burgers
Well... that's not quite in the spirit I envisioned.
MAN BEAR PIG
&
Goombas!
P.S Who knew that Youtube embed could be used as a signature?
ASM, that embedded video may quickly become the most hated thing in Tendo City since I declared masturbation illegal several invasions ago.
Darunia Wrote:since I declared masturbation illegal several invasions ago.
I think the catholic church beat you too it several centuries ago.
Not that we care anymore
The "embedded video" will be removed once I am finished jerking off in defiance of your oppressive law!
..............
Wow... the first step in to true nanotechnologies.
Cells that eat cancer. Cells that eat fat, cells that, while alive, produce proteins and enzymes as a byproduct. Cells that promote adult-growth.
Oh my fuck. xD
lazyfatbum Wrote:Wow... the first step in to true nanotechnologies.
Cells that eat cancer. Cells that eat fat, cells that, while alive, produce proteins and enzymes as a byproduct. Cells that promote adult-growth.
Oh my fuck. xD
Eat Fat?
Damn I want some of those !
alien space marine Wrote:The "embedded video" will be removed once I am finished jerking off in defiance of your oppressive law!
...to Lindsay Lohan?
FULL CIRCLE
...to Lindsay Lohan?
FULL CIRCLE
Well done, Sacred Sire.
The "embedded video" will be removed once I am finished jerking off in defiance of your oppressive law!
That law was repealed by the Goron High Senate some time ago... but, since you chose to defy a Goron law (even an extinct one) I'm afraid you must be castrated. With garden shears. Rusty ones. And no analgesic.
*Declares formal state of war on ASM*
Protected by "Darunium"...? I think I owne the patents to that... and I know that the secret weakness to all Darunium alloys is KETCHUP.... ketchup-laced spear points will easily enough penetrate to your soft genitals!
Regardless of where the law was committed, you and all that you hold dear are now to be liquidated.
Goron meat, since we primarily consume stone, is of absolutely no nutritional value to any mammal. Furthermore, these 'space butchers' of whom you speak, will be slaughetered by the might of the Mighty Goron Imperial Space Armada!
Darunia Wrote:*Declares formal state of war on ASM*
Protected by "Darunium"...? I think I owne the patents to that... and I know that the secret weakness to all Darunium alloys is KETCHUP.... ketchup-laced spear points will easily enough penetrate to your soft genitals!
Regardless of where the law was committed, you and all that you hold dear are now to be liquidated.
Goron meat, since we primarily consume stone, is of absolutely no nutritional value to any mammal. Furthermore, these 'space butchers' of whom you speak, will be slaughetered by the might of the Mighty Goron Imperial Space Armada!
Hah! I can't believe you fell for it!
I have balls of steel that deflect your spear !
Now I posses the secret to penetrating the darunium hulls of your warships!
Unleashes magic wrapping paper to ensnare the rock munchers (Gorons), Deploys Peter Piper to use his hypnotic flute on ensnared gorons, I get P.P to use his flute to enchant gorons to supporting your evil Twin brother Dawalkia into usurping your throne and starting a civil war.
Quote:Hah! I can't believe you fell for it!
I have balls of steel that deflect your spear !
Now I posses the secret to penetrating the darunium hulls of your warships!
Unleashes magic wrapping paper to ensnare the rock munchers (Gorons), Deploys Peter Piper to use his hypnotic flute on ensnared gorons, I get P.P to use his flute to enchant gorons to supporting your evil Twin brother Dawalkia into usurping your throne and starting a civil war.
The knowledge that your balls are made of steel (which, since you vote leftist, sounds highly unlikely---more likely they are made of something soft and weak, like congealed coconut pudding)... and while it is TRUE that our mighty space fleet is encased within hulls of Darunium©®™, they are also encased within the even more mysterious Super Duperanium, the secrets of which not even I know!
YOU DARE MENTION THE NAME OF MY EVIL TWIN BROTHER, DAWALKIA!? YOU DARE NOT SPEAK IT! NOW I'M REALLY ANGRY...
Quote:Something set off Lindsay Lohan's alcohol-monitoring bracelet – and that set off a judge.
An arrest warrant was issued Tuesday for the actress by the same Los Angeles judge who earlier issued a warrant when Lohan failed to show up to court.
Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel found Lohan violated the terms of her bail and upped her bail to $200,000. A bond was later posted, sparing Lohan from being arrested until a hearing takes place next month.
A source close to the case tells PEOPLE the court-ordered alcohol-monitoring bracelet, called a SCRAM device, was triggered Sunday evening during an MTV Movie Awards after-party.
District Attorney spokeswoman Jane Robison says the device was set off by "an alcohol-related violation." Lohan, 23, was fitted with the bracelet last month as part of her probation case after two DUI convictions.
On her Twitter page, Lohan denies being in violation of bail. "My scram wasn't set off," she writes in a series of Tweets full of misspellings, grammar errors and profanity.
"Its physically impossible considering I've nothing for it to go off – All of these false resports are absolutely wrong," she writes. "This is all because of FALSE accusation by tabloids & paparazzi & it is f------ digusting – I've been more than I'm compliance & feeling great."
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,...ullcontent
Big Brother strikes again. When will normal people be safe from oppressive governments? Looks like never.
On her Twitter page, Lohan denies being in violation of bail. "My scram wasn't set off," she writes in a series of Tweets full of misspellings, grammar errors and profanity.
^ lol