Tendo City

Good concept, bad execution. And full of stereotypes, I might add - notice how the virginal Wonder Vag is blonde and white? And Power Pap, with the STI, is dressed all slutty? Anyways, this isn't national healthcare in action. Not at all. This game is created by the Middlesex-London Health Unit and isn't something you'd see anywhere else in Ontario or in Canada. I'm willing to bet that the sex ed the vast majority of Canadians receive is on par with the lame, ineffectual, pointless sex ed taught to Americans. And the context in which you said healthcare is "National" in Canada is misleading because it implies complete and total government control over all healthcare-related matters, as if a bureaucrat in Ottawa is meticulously dictating the daily operations of a walk-in clinic in Richmond, B.C., or is the one who commissioned a misguided attempt at teaching kids about STIs in a single mission-based, community-based education program in Western Ontario. The provinces have a strong degree of autonomy over how they provide healthcare and, furthermore, individual healthcare regions within provinces are basically free to pursue healthcare matters as they wish (while still obviously having to maintain a certain standard). Sometimes that means seeing weird things like "Adventures in Sex City," which the Government has absolutely nothing to do with.

I'm not really trying to make a serious political statement here.

I simply couldn't get over how fucking hilarious this was, and you'd never see something like that down here from any serious medical institution.

Oh, well in that case...

It is fucking hilarious. And completely ridiculous. And kind of gross. It reminds me of the game Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em on the Atari, where the point of the game was to catch jizz in your mouth for points. Good stuff. It's definitely not a good way to spread awareness about STIs and safe sex because I think most people (like myself) would rather intentionally answer the questions wrong so the chick gets bukkaked. That, and everything else that's wrong with it.

How's that health care in Hawaii?

Dark Jaguar Wrote:How's that health care in Hawaii?

Women get killed in the street for sport, because their rotten vaginas have had so many children from unprotected sex that the unbearable smell drives men to it, and a man’s only desire is to die and go to hell, because in hell at least the smell of decaying unborn children is bearable there. So men rape and murder in the most fowl way, so they are guaranteed to offend God, as to ensure a mans deliverance from such a rotten place (1) and (2) to enrage the holy spirit as to bring on an early rapture. Because, just maybe, if God lays waist to such a horrible place then perhaps microscopic life forms may finally do something about the horrible smell.

נשים להיהרג ברחוב בשביל הספורט, כי vaginas רקוב שלהם היו כל כך הרבה ילדים מן יחסי מין לא מוגנים כי הריח בלתי נסבל כונני הגברים אותו, ואת הרצון של אדם היא רק למות ללכת לעזאזל, כי בגיהינום לפחות את הריח נרקבות ילדים שטרם נולדו הוא נסבל שם. אז גברים אונס ורצח את הדרך ועופות ביותר, ולכן הם מובטח לפגוע אלוהים, כמו להבטיח את הגאולה מן מאן במקום כזה רקוב (1) ו (2) כדי להרגיז את רוח הקודש כמו להביא על התלהבות מוקדמת. כי, רק אולי, אם אלוהים מניח המותניים למקום כזה נורא אז אולי צורות חיים מיקרוסקופיים אולי סוף סוף לעשות משהו על הריח הנורא.

That's about what I thought. No wonder filthy Japs set up their evil mid-pacific headquarters there.

I read about the evils of tax payed public services at the library, which is free by the way.

Goddamn libraries. Always wanting their shit back.

Dark Jaguar Wrote:I read about the evils of tax payed public services at the library, which is free by the way.

Jon Stewart called and wants his joke back.

Hey, Glenn Beck, insane hobo, wrote that one first! Though he may not have intended it as such...

etoven Wrote:Women get killed in the street for sport, because their rotten vaginas have had so many children from unprotected sex that the unbearable smell drives men to it, and a man’s only desire is to die and go to hell, because in hell at least the smell of decaying unborn children is bearable there. So men rape and murder in the most fowl way, so they are guaranteed to offend God, as to ensure a mans deliverance from such a rotten place (1) and (2) to enrage the holy spirit as to bring on an early rapture. Because, just maybe, if God lays waist to such a horrible place then perhaps microscopic life forms may finally do something about the horrible smell.

I don't get it. How do you nail all those long, multisyllabic words and then shit the bed on the short, monosyllabic ones?

Why didn't they have this when I took sex ed?! :cuss:

Bahamut Wrote:I don't get it. How do you nail all those long, multisyllabic words and then shit the bed on the short, monosyllabic ones?

And why not just use your browser's built-in auto-spellcheck? I mean, it does have it right? Underlining words you spell wrong in red... well, Mozilla/Firefox/Seamonkey does that for sure, and I always use it to correct any words I spelled wrong in my posts...

^The problem is that Firefox doesn't check for grammar or context. "Fowl" and "foul" are both words in the English language.

True, so you do need to know grammar as well in order to write without errors. They don't have auto grammar check in browsers.

I remember the reaction that got at SHH.