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Toven = 30 today.

happy vaginal passing day
Happy birthday! I'm really, really, really surprised by how old you are.
Happy Belated Birthday! Thanks for the dedication to TC.

Someone test one of his programs, it's his day!
"WHO GOTA BIRTHDAY??"
"I SHINK ITSH SHOVEN'SH FIRFSHAY"
"THE NIGGERS IS RIGHT BUT GODAMMIT I'M STILL AT WORK"
"Ph'ngluiae R'lyeh mglw'naph!!!!!!! Cthulhu!!!!! wah'naghj fhtagnaph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I'll go get the cake!"
"Etoven's birthday??? I have to fix my hair! lazyfatbum where's my hairbrush??? in the closet? wjhy is it in the cloSAAAAHHGGHHHHRRTTTYGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!"
"SOMEONE STOLE MY BIKE, WHO'S GONNA GET THE CAKE NOW???"
"IMA GET DAT CAKE *whistles* grab that dick its yours bitch, rub your shit it's yours bitch. Now turn around bitch, get that ass on a nigga, rub a little bit make it get a little bigga~"
AND THEN.................?
I should steer clear of the birthday threads after lazy posts. Anyway, happy birthday man, and thanks for keeping this place up and running.
AND THEN???
DMiller Wrote:I should steer clear of the birthday threads after lazy posts. Anyway, happy birthday man, and thanks for keeping this place up and running.

That often would be a good idea, wouldn't it...
You guys suck my ass so hard.

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYY ELECTRONIC TOVEN!!!!!!!!!!
*will never enter a birthday thread again*
Thanks lazy, you made my day!
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