I'll go first...
My idea of hell is dying and going to a place where everyone is mark summers, and they all want me to do the physical challange.
IDE totally be screaming in aganony and IDE be crying on my neaze saying "I don't want to crawl threw a pit of slime! And mr summers would be like, "well you shouldn't have drew 6 tits on that noregian girl on deviant art." and IDE be like, "but it was favored 64 times!". And he'd be like and that's why your hear!"
that be as scary as those dreams I have where I open my eyes, and there's a foreigan piece of furnichure right next to the bed just staring at me. And I wake up in cold swet screaming.
err.. Hell, i'm sure, has some truth in the fire and brimstone ideal, I guess there has to be some truth to it all. But in this short time i've experienced some of the best and some of the worst feelings and events anyone could ask for. Strangely, the worse get worser and the best get better. But at its core I would have to say that hell is when you have lost.
Lost your hope, lost your heart. Whatever is important to you. When all is lost and there is no retribution, no silver lining (at least, not for you) and you find yourself at the very bottom with no one there. You cant feel a god damn thing and you just pretend so people think you're normal, but all you're really doing is trying to find reasons to keep going.
Then suddenly ...it gets better. There's no real control over it, shit just happens. But ask me to describe hell and i'll tell you its when you haven't eaten for weeks, when your family turns their back on you, when all you want is to kill yourself but you cant because you're too much of a chicken, so you drink until you passout and when tomorrow hits you hope work will distract you from anything you want to think and no matter how hard you try, you cant find a single purpose.
And then naked women with horse heads rip in to your body and forcefully have sex with the wounds using skinless penis-like organs from their mouths and groin. There is a deafening sound of crying so piercing that within a few hours you can literally feel yourself going deaf. There's tiny long-legged bugs (like cockroaches but with spider-like legs) that bite you in several places, creating fist-sized pustules that burst and bleed and cause the worst sensation of itching you can imagine and the entire time your throat and nasal passages are being filled with your own saliva as you regurgitate it and unsuccessfully attempt to swallow it down.
Oh and the clowns.
It's really hot and the only movie Satan lets you watch is Disaster Movie.
lazyfatbum Wrote:~Really dark and disturbing shit....
DUDE! And I thought I had issues. You just wrote a dark and disturbing check that those queers from the French circus refused to cash.
I'm going to go to bed screaming now... Thanks.
Hmm... not having videogames? Is that a good answer? :)
You could still talk about videogames on the internet, though. That's enough for most people.
eternal boredom and loss of sanity.
Watching the pink panther 2 for eternity
Weltall Wrote:Mississippi.
I'll remember never to visit there then.
Weltall Wrote:Mississippi.
Been there, saw more than a couple of fake cemeteries where each tombstone represented an aborted fetus.
Do aborted fetuses go to hell?
No, they go to Mississippi.
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So your idea of hell is an obsessional relationship with a psychopath?
But those are GREAT! You're either fighting or fucking each other and if you're not together doing either one it's because one of you is in jail.