Tendo City

So I saw a commercial on TV that confused me more than McDonald's selling pizza instead of McNuggets cause the queen of England's in her period...

So, anyway a commercial comes on, and they say something about some weird disease, dioxicloses or some weird shit. I don't know. And that if your old and have Medicare they'll do something about it for free. So I think maybe there a pharmaceutical company or something.

So this is were it gets confusing... Anyway in the commercial they talk about that they will deliver straight to your door. So the delivery guy comes to the old guys door with a box as big as the one my server came in. So I get really confused, is this a pill or something you get? Is it fifty feet high? Or is there 90,000 pills in the box? What the hell.

Then it gets really confusing....

They start going on about if its not wright brand they will "try again"....
So wait... If they screw up, they apologize and try again. Guaranteed!

And then the confusion scale breaks in half, and my brain shits its pants...
Literally...

Theres a random montage of brand names of medical brands that start flying across the screen. Each medical brand has nothing in common with the other, ranging from lubricant (Yes Medicare Will Apparently Pay For My Lube) to Depends!

So, wait... Are there diapers in the big box?
Does dioxicloses mean your old and shit your pants allot?

Why couldn't they just say that to begin with. I'm not a doctor... I don't speak Latin I don't know what hell that means.

Here's what I would have done if I had produced the commercial.... (So as not to confuse the fuck out of people)

Scene opens to a man shitting his pants...
Announcer: Do you shit your pants?
Old Man: Yes I do! ........ Alot!
Announcer: Medicare will pay for your diapers. We will dilever!
Old Man: Neat!

Now the rest of that shit... The montage of other random medical shit including lube. I have no fucking clue. Your on your own...

Stop pissing my off TV! I love you so much, stop putting a wedge between us pharmaceutical companys. I hate you for it.

WAIT WAHT