Tendo City

We has a happy one!

I am thankful for coffee, my family and friends, masturbation, Sarah Palin and my comfy warm socks. *points to feet*

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I am thankful that my hat is wearing a belt!

http://www.homestarrunner.com/stinkoturkey.html

Football and Feasting! Possibly the best holiday ever!

this thanksgiving was great!
I craped in a bag and sent it starving aferican children.

And then watched family guy, naked in my bed while surfing the web on my iPod tuches totally alsome saferie browser.

In fact I'm posting from it right now.

There are important <a href="http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Diarrhea/">things</a> to be aware of.

My stomachu!

God I hate asians.