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Mary: I'm with child.
Erich as Josoph: you whore!
Mary: But it was god who got me pregnanet.
Erich as Josoph: You tripple whore!
Erich as Josoph: It because Jesus was black isn't it?
You like the black penis!
I want a devorse! You can have that baby over there in the manger next to that horse crap over there!

This is the worst chrismas ever!
I hate Jewish people I think come april i'm going to make with the stappy stabby.
And a new age started by the hanging of a black man, bringing a thousand years of peace.

The end!
your fuckin weird
great! This Christmas I'll have to poop down your chimney to celabrate.
Be shire to hold out your stocking!
TrollSr Wrote:your fuckin weird

He's either drunk or chasing the dragon.
alien space marine Wrote:He either drunk or he has been chasing the dragon.

Second on the second part.
I had to go on wikipedia to find out what "Chasing the Dragon" meant. :)
etoven Wrote:I had to go on wikipedia to find out what "Chasing the Dragon" meant. :)

I learned it from south park, The guitar queero episode.
Toven doesn't chase 'dragons'. He chases 'werewolves'. And only those with a minimum of six tits.
etoven Wrote:I had to go on wikipedia to find out what "Chasing the Dragon" meant.

Holy spellcheck, Batman!
I'm bumping this up..
A Google spider was reading this and I had to bump it up because it was so awesome.. :D
If I didn't know you don't do drugs I'd be totally fucking certain you do drugs.
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At least 50% of Tendocity is the product of drugs, so that would hardly be a surprise.