Tendo City

I'm not calling it until we know for sure... but things sure are looking good, and it's an incredible feeling. Amazing, simply amazing...

Mark the time of this thread! I'm calling it for Obama!
He'll be the first bad ass black president MF! Hes going to pimp the white house with catty spinners and custom rims!

My only regret is that some white supremacists will probably shoot him as soon as he wins! :(

Not only is he in lead to win the election, but he is also leading with most death threats ever made to anyone in congress.

And Obama wins! Unbelievable... my paranoia (like all Democrats) almost expected this one to be stolen again, somehow... I didn't think that would actually happen, it'd require such a MASSIVE theft well beyond the 2000 and 2004 ones, but... until I actually saw it, even though I thought it was going to happen, I wasn't going to say "it definitely is".

Well, now it is.

The 2006 election gave hope for the reliability of American elections again because that one was not stolen, and this one shows it again... 2000 and 2004 are past us, for now at least. Amazing, amazing feeling... it's really unbelievable, it really is.

The only negative: It's looking like it'll be 59-41 (or 58-42, minus Lieberman) in the senate, not 60. Oh well... it would have been great, but it's pretty good to gain 8 seats (maybe 7, but hopefully 8).

CNN has live footage of the McCain campaign its funny as shit. There all pissed off!

Ow crotchety old people... Boo hoo.. Let me lick your tears, Mmmm, tastes like victory!
Go back to Walmart and bitch McCain lovers cause America ant having it. Mmmmm, crotchety old people hate... Lick Lick Lick, go back to welfare. Mmmmm pissing off old people making me hard. Ummm Smak! That! Monkey!

Young wins, Smart people win. Walmart bitching old people loose!
Your poo bags need cleaning, go away! Obama wins!

McCain's concession speech is very good... it seems to be a very different McCain from the one on the campaign trail. It's a speech of conciliation and healing, not a speech angry and hateful. The crowd is angry, but he's not biting, finally... the way his campaign allowed that kind of thing was shameful. This speech isn't, though... good speech.

... We actually did it... it's so amazing...

Done and done.

Incidentally, Obama is not an American citizen! I have no reason to suddenly assume this out of the blue, but I can't believe it until I see his birth certificate!

...What do you mean where's McCain's birth certificate? Not an American? That's silly! Now about Obama's birth certificate...

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That... was perfect.

Incidentally, am I the only one that kept thinking of Megaman X every time McCain called himself a maverick?

Obama's a Maverick Hunter then.

heh his speech kicked my ass. Two words. Black. Reagan.

Found this:

<img src="http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5472/mavrickac8.png">

And this:

<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/obama-maverick-hunter.jpg">

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lazyfatbum wins Tony Danza look-a-like contests and ejaculates on black women just for the artistic contrasting.

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my

Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah
Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
Bicycle race

You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don't wanna be a candidate for
Vietnam or Watergate
Cause all I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

You fail at lyrics.

lazyfatbum Wrote:Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my

Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah
Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
Bicycle race

You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don't wanna be a candidate for
Vietnam or Watergate
Cause all I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

You fail at lyrics.

So that naked orgy waisnt related to the song?

Maybe I should pay you to write good lines for me?

hahaha wtf :D That orgy is apparently a celebration in Russia over the victory of Obama.

Upstaged!? Put the vids back! This isn't a competition, it's a celebration!

lazyfatbum Wrote:hahaha wtf :D That orgy is apparently a celebration in Russia over the victory of Obama.

Upstaged!? Put the vids back! This isn't a competition, it's a celebration!

I wonder what those Russians would have done had McCain won?

My question is why "bicycle" by queen?

Why not we are the champions?

Because Obama is our new bicycle. He subscribed to my blog and he leaves a mint on the pillow.

lazyfatbum Wrote:Because Obama is our new bicycle. He subscribed to my blog and he leaves a mint on the pillow.

He subscribed to your blog? Ask him if he can leave a mint for me too!

He said no.

Quote:I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good.
I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, everything if you want things.

I've got a cloak. It's a bit of a joke.
There's a tear up the front. It's red and black, I've had it for months.
If you think it could look good, then I guess it should.

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, everything if you want things.

I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a house.
I don't know why. I call him Gerald.
He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, everything if you want things.

I've got a clan of gingerbread men.
Here a man, there a man, lots of gingerbread men.
Take a couple if you wish. They're on the dish.

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, everything if you want things.

I know a room of musical tunes.
Some rhyme, some ching. Most of them are clockwork.
Let's go into the other room and make them work.

EVERYBODY knew he was going to win, its not a surprise. I did not vote for him, but I'll give him the benefit of a doubt, see what he does. For better or for worse, Democracy has spoken.