Tendo City

You are helping me.

I am mentally masturbating to Diablo III.

Enjoy.

Close the door this time btw, I don't want to hear anymore fapping. :Gonk:

Wait a minute... did you mean helping as in... helping? :psyduck: Sorry dude, these hands touch my own penis only. You're not crippled, you can take care of it. Unless you have carpel tunnel from all the .

Can't you use an enema like a normal sexual deviant?

Dear Sir,

A turkey baster is for basting turkeys. I, like many others like me, prefer enemas in the traditional method of room temperature salted cream of wheat administered by a hand plunger similar to those used in unclogging sinks and the like.

With due respect.