Tendo City

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Hilarious. I have a few ideas. Baby-Eating O'Brian. Eskimo Charles. Big Chief Punching Bear! Shotgun Bubba!!

Stereotypes are fun!

Glass Pipe Joe
Not so good at aiming, but he certainly has a lot of energy, provided he has a pipe handed to him with some good rocks. You usually don't have to even hit him, he'll fall down himself after having a stroke.

Roland Stone
Pale, five o'clock shadow, dark circles under his eyes, has a cigarette in each hand, chokes out a voice with a heavy British accent made rough by years of screaming into a microphone back in the 70s. He's rather scrawny, but he can have the actors playing his kids in his reality television show to come up on stage and rush you. After approximately 43 seconds in the ring, you win by default after he stomps down from the arena and whines about how the lights are too bright.

Peter Pedophile

31 KO 4 L
6'1"
230 lbs
white
blond
blue eyes

strengths: easy to like

weaknesses: rapes children

special: The A/S/L - Persuades you to hurt yourself

Terror Tranny

26 KO 0 L
6' 5"
black
298 lbs
red hair
green eyes
2 tattoos of Nelson Mandella on chest

Strengths: successfully owns and operates most construction equipment

weakness:greek men under 25

special: The Pre-Op Pride - distracts you with confusing stories of childhood then smacks you with penis.

Sleepy Gonzales is the best one :D

i just caught the hand reaching out of the pope's skirt. That actually made me shiver lmao

Dark Jaguar

Great Rumbler

Sacred Jellybean

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